Penis

Meat candle.

Wow if i blow on that meat candle itll probably go out really fast.
penis

by your favorite faggot June 11, 2022

Penis

the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals, it consists largely of erectile tissue and serves also for the elimination of urine.

girl: give me that penis
guy :No let me stick it in you

by rammybear February 27, 2019

Pakman Penis

When your penis is so mutilated that it splits from side to side like Packman. People with packman penis like to 'dock' with each other. Sages say that if you manage to eat all the fruit (Cherry, Strawberry, Orange, Apple, Melon, Galaxian, Bell, Key) with your Pakman penis you will get a powerup!

Srini totally wants to Pakman Penis you!

by Ohnoes-pop April 2, 2019

Penis

Something that you relise you can bend over and suck on and stick in other people.

Guy 1: I bent over and sucked my cock!
Guy 2: Oh yes, me too my friend.
Guy 3: Very yum.
Guy 1: WE START LE CULT OF GAY PENIS.

by Ryan Burrus is gay April 26, 2022

dog penis

When a man's penis is so small it sticks up (like a dog penis)

This guys dick was so small, it was a dog penis.

by disturb3d_ July 24, 2025

Peni

The plural of penis. Penises sounds stupid.

I was suddenly surrounded by huge, bulging men and their many peni.

by soysaucemaybe February 5, 2021

Incel penis

Something to describe a small penis usually belonging to an incel

“Ewww have you seen that nerd ass Nigga Daquarius” “yeah I heard he got that incel penis”

by Zodiac Zach August 1, 2023