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Mom jokes

Not to be confused with the classic “yo mama jokes”. Mom jokes are inferior to the OG dad jokes. They don’t have to be funny, but they must be lame. Typically, it’s the kind of joke that you would laugh at after a hefty amount of wine and/or stress induced tears.
Mom: “Did you hear the horse and the pig are dating? They’re in a stable relationship.”

Son: “Omg, that is one of the worst mom jokes I’ve ever heard!”
by Thicky_Smalls October 27, 2021
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Your Mom

A whale. A cow, perchance. 500+ lbs. at the very minimum.
by The Definer Your Mom March 23, 2022
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your mom

by buttsexwithyourmotherr May 14, 2021
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Staceys Mom

Stacey's mum has got it going on.
Originates from the sick song by Fountains of Wayne.
Has been ruined by people who hate milfs, and by people named Stacey who think they can stop us from listening to it just because they're sick of us telling them that their moms are hot.
"Damn dude, have you seen Stacey?"
"Stacey is nothing compared to Staceys Mom"
by Grunge.Arcana_Froglett November 1, 2021
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Your mom

Anyone who says is a real big old person
Your mom
by BIG JIM AND I MEAN BIG December 18, 2021
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your mom

A phrase that is easy to describe on urban dictionary because everyone has used it.
1: Dude, there's like a million definitions for "your mom" on urban dictionary.

2: Your mom.
by pocketlint60 March 17, 2010
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Ur mom

To say anywhere, any place, or anything
Bob: Hey what did yo eat for dinner?
Jim: I had Ur Mom
by yuhitsariana May 13, 2022
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