When a 6'3 15 year old hires 15 japenese prostitutes to poop into his gaping anus. He then proceeds to absorb their essence by consuming them through his belly button. But suddenly a mob of angry villagers try to kill him but due to the massive nut blast Mag cant run away so they violate his ears, nostrils, toes, armpits, thighs, etc. They also stuff him full of cream cheese.
by Dirty Magnus the third February 17, 2022
Get the Dirty magnusmug. The term used for when you leave a right mess in the toilet bowl, especially the runny form of your shit- otherwise known as diarrhea.
"Aghh, those chips and salsa, 4 candy bars, and a liter of soda didn't sit well in my stomach. Gave me the thin and dirties!"
Person A: "Hey your pants are all brown on the back."
Person B: "Yeah, I've got the thin and dirties."
Person A: "Hey your pants are all brown on the back."
Person B: "Yeah, I've got the thin and dirties."
by Sha'neeqa October 5, 2009
Get the The thin and dirtiesmug. by Danebubs78 November 28, 2021
Get the dirty pememug. A woman who while kissing a man jams her extremely long tongue so far down this throat that she can feel his uvula. She then uses her strong tongue muscle to wrap around his uvula and rip it from his mouth. She holds it in her hands and admires it before she eats it.
by Miam0r402 June 7, 2020
Get the Dirty Stevimug. The act of drinking a girl's diarrhea in the 69 position while she circumcises you with her teeth while your pet watches and joins after
by HellsAngel27 September 22, 2021
Get the Dirty Kesivanmug. by Brenda Staines October 11, 2017
Get the dirty furtermug. A dirty alba is when one steals a cadaver and then penetrates it anally with a vibrator so that it reanimates and one can pretend it is a living human being
by tuberculosis. April 18, 2022
Get the dirty albamug.