butt fuck naked

Completely naked, also known as birthday suit.

I woke up completely butt fuck naked yesterday.

by Mcawley38 May 6, 2016

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vehicular butt rape

the act of driving so close behind a person that their lights are directly in your rear view mirror...or so close that you cant see their fucking lights at all.

aka: RIDING ASS!

"dude, this guy is being a complete douche. he needs to chill the fuck out & stop vehicular butt raping me."

"cherie, you are making this poor guy a victim of vehicular butt rape by being so close to his bumper."

by misskat<3 December 17, 2009

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congestive butt failure

an example of vandalism to Wikipedia

Johnson returned in 1996 and remained co-host until his death of complications from congestive butt failure and diabetes on March 2, 1999. He farted too much.

by VarietyPerson May 6, 2011

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mexican butt plug

The Mexican butt plug is a fairly easy sex position. It is when a man wraps a tortilla around his penis, and then stuffs it into another persons anus.

Dude I just gave my girlfriend a Mexican butt plug.

by tbruno87 August 6, 2016

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Father Butt Dart

A priest, oftentimes Catholic, who has repeatedly inserted his penis into an altar boy's asshole. He has been accused multiple times, and moved to other churches in order for the Catholics to maintain their holier-than-thou attitude.

Father Butt Dart is a pedophile, not to be confused with a homosexual. The upper age limit is about 12.

Did you hear what Cardinal Law said about Father Butt Dart when he was finally called out in public? He said God only chooses special young people to have "that kind of a relationship with a priest".... The higher-ups sure do protect Father Butt Dart.

by Truth Hurts Sometimes March 21, 2011

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