little black book 

Archaic term for the proper word: holodex.

Name for a man's pocket directory of (hopefully) promiscuous women (i.e. sorostitute).

Brandon: "Jon ol' pal, dost thou hath thy little black book?"
John: "Indeed, I've been carrying mine holodex for many a fortnight."
Brandon: "Jolly good!"

little black book by Braxtron December 18, 2005

Rebecca Black 

The 13 year old girl who sang the song Friday, which has gone completely viral on youtube.

The lyrics to the song Friday are pure artistic poetry that speak to the very core of the human soul. With eloquent lines such as,
"Gotta grab a bowl, gotta have cereal"
"Gotta make my mind up, which seat can I take?"
"Yesterday was Thursday, today it is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards"
"We we we so excited"
the lyrics marvel even the brilliance of Shakespeare himself.

Ah hell, I can't keep a straight face. Rebecca Black makes even Justin Bieber seem like Pavarotti.

In the truly abysmal music video, Rebecca Black and her 12 year old friends can apparently drive cars to late-night parties, with an appearance form an Usher look-alike who raps such poetry about following school buses and joining children at parties.

Not many people notice, but if you pause the video somewhere at the very start (during the fast-forwarded scene of the digital clock) you'll see that the time says 6:91am. Rebecca can even bend time itself.

Rebecca Black is an inspiration to all hopeful singers.
If she can make a record deal with this trash, so can you.

Rebecca Black by whattheheckisapseudonym? April 6, 2011

driving black 

Driving with the "wrong" skin color, seen by certain cops as a reason to be suspicious.

I got stopped three times from here to Compton, just for driving black!

driving black by GoFigure September 22, 2005

d black 

from the french word "big lips" you can use it on anyone who has big lips. also albino people who have big lips. Aussie slang.

D black get you filthy humungo lips off my cola.
or
Wow that kid been hit with the ugly stick a few times.. look at those d blacks that hes wearing.

d black by radical6 June 21, 2008

big black men 

makes me very horni it is a large black MAN

i love guzzling big black men

big black men by mmmm chez burger November 6, 2022

the blonde with the black dress 

Euphemistic term for Guinness, so called because of the dark color of the beer and its yellowish head of foam.

If you can't find love, a blonde with a black dress is the next best thing.

the blonde with the black dress by Bycho Psitch March 17, 2005

nigerian blue black 

When a person is so black they are blue.

Person 1: Hey look! Is he black?

Person 2: No he is so black he is blue.
Person 3: Nigerian Blue Black?

nigerian blue black by slushg December 13, 2017