lease a butt ram

To pay for anal sex.

Ex Con: I'm so lonely and horny, I think I'll go dontown and lease a butt ram.

by Lisa Buttram January 1, 2007

Butt Face Pineapple

A person whos face looks like an ass but a pinnaple at the same time

Wow look at katie over there! she really looks like a Butt Face Pineapple!

by blairry October 25, 2009

electric butt shock

The sharp,heart stopping, stop you dead in your tracks pain you get near your anal opening.EBS The reason is unclear and nothing comes of this mysterious pain...no poo, no flatulence.

I was having a great time at the party until I was overcome with an EBS, my date gave me a strange look and walked away...

by jelly January 3, 2005

Department of Kicking Butt

Jesse Ventura's replacement of the Department of Defense were he to become President.

Jesse Ventura: I'm not going to have no wimpy Secretary of Defense. *I'm* going to have a Secretary of Offense, in the Department of Kicking Butt.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008

Peanut Butter Butt

1.Is the result of a combination of a moist sticky poop that is pinched off too early and a poorly wipped ass. This can lead to dingleberries,klingons and most definately skid marks. Is most commonly found in males.
2. The feeling that you can't wipe your ass clean.

1. I had Peanut Butter Butt after the Indian food so now I have skid marks.

2. No matter how many times I wipe I still fell like I have peanut butter butt.

by gcribb January 3, 2006

Butt Pirate Money

A pirate that gives up his butt for money

Watch out here comes Butt Pirate Money, clinch your bootyholes

by ButtpirAtemoney November 14, 2018

horse dicken butt

When someone fucks a horse and then the horse fucks them then the person who fucked horse pulls a 10 foot dildo out there fanny pack and fucks themself and horse with it and then the horse cums in there but they also like it

Horse dicken butt was a dick in horse butt

by Brodie like horse dicken butt September 22, 2019