Penis

the male reproductive organ

If you are reading this you have a very small penis

by Mike Auckhertz August 9, 2021

Penis noir

A fine wine served alongside chardonnay and caviar

Penis noir served with fresh caviar

by D Flawless September 27, 2023

Penis Wormhole

A Tesla Cybertruck.

In an attempt to hide his inadequacies, he bought a Cybertruck. Unfortunately they got amplified because the douchier the truck the smaller the penis. Because the swastitruck is such a leap beyond any of mankind's "little dick trucks" of today, it naturally took on the name, Penis Wormhole.

by Long Duck Dangler February 18, 2025

Penis Sucker

It’s for if people can suck their self off, it’s really hard to do. The main way is to cut off your penis and suck

I HAD MY PENIS CUT OFF HELP!!!!!!!!
STOP BEING A PENIS SUCKER, THATS MY PENIS

by CumSlayer March 14, 2022

Penis

It's the anus

"I shit out my penis"

by Nobody cares man November 29, 2018

Penis Lag

When your penis becomes erect a considerable amount of time after being in a sexual or semi sexual situation

I saw a really hot chick at the bakery, but I had some mad penis lag, and didn't get a boner until I was down the block!

by jfitty359 August 30, 2019

Penis Stress

Sexual (dick) dysfunction

Sorry I can't today. I'm suffering from Penis stress lately.

by HeavyLillium November 13, 2019