shit fucker

one who fucks shit in their spare time

scott is a shit fucker

by dhdfhdfgfh September 1, 2008

Da Shits

When one can't stop shitting

Man I got Da Shits

by The Man July 23, 2001

shit hawk

a seagull, so named because they are everywhere, crapping on your car and occasionally your person

"Keep your fly done up or a shit hawk will get you!!!" said Mom, as she lay on her deathbed dying of testicular cancer.

by ArmyDave October 25, 2006

Shit Mister

A person who secretly sprays a light mist of diluted liquid shit on surfaces where human contact is inevitable, such as doorknobs, water tank levers, someone's keyboard or mouse, the car door handle, the faucet in a bathroom...

Shit mist recipe:
* 10 parts water (distilled, if possible, but toilet water will work)
* 1 part fresh (and very soft) human feces (there's something more satisfying when you know it is your own)
* 1 small, concealable spray device (a perfume atomizer is very handy)

Combined and shake well...you are now a shit mister (well, once you take your first squirt)

Late last night, I sprayed the doorknobs at work, and became, a Shit Mister.

by The original (shit mister) January 4, 2008

crock of shit

Obama getting the Nobel Peace Prize

That Smore won that? What a crock of shit!

by jpizzleofwichizzle October 9, 2009

shit on a shingle

What mom is making tonight that is none of your business until it's on your plate.

What's for dinner, Shit on a shingle!

by Theresa Quirk April 16, 2006

Shit Nigger

SAying this is like the dsame thing as "sweet" or "cool" but this is cooler because this is the Black way of saying cool.

Shit nigger i just busted a cap on yo' candy ass.

by BRAD December 15, 2004