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swift kicks in the nuts

When a girl uses her leg to absolutely pulverize a guys most precious organs multiple times in a row, in rapid succession. Always results in the boy falling to the ground holding on for dear life to his poor broken balls and screaming for mercy.
John was being a dick so Amy gave him some swift kicks in the nuts as hard as she could. He screamed and fell down holding his now broken nuts and tried to salvage whatever he could. Needless to say he stopped complaining and never had any kids.
by AnonymousEgo435 July 22, 2024
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Nut Knocker

Brandy Gooch- maker of shortcakes
A Nut Knocker is a woman whose sole purpose is to make sure shortcakes are made daily. Also portioning out cakes into smaller increments.
by imeanimjustagirl December 6, 2024
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nut-scarfing

The act of draping or "scarfing" your nuts on someone, usually over the back of someone's neck.
He was nut-scarfing his balls over his enemies neck at the end of the game.
by ZERODOTEXE June 12, 2024
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Sack nut

Unfortunately now we will have to pulverize your Sack nut ,you know, your testicle.”
by Vaselinepalms March 5, 2021
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4 NUTS

what is 2x2 4 4 NUTS IN UR JAW LMAO L BOZO
by L BOZO GET PACKED January 19, 2022
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nut

IDK where it is from but a couple of Aussies use it as another way of saying no or nah.
"Oi Sandra, you want another bikkie?"
"Nut, I'll pass."
by icantbestuffedtomakeauser March 3, 2023
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no nut year

if yall bitches failed no nut every year, then well well well i made up "no nut year: (don't fail bro)
is like put every ohio meme in to a bowl and put dark memes and things that make people feel pain and also NNN and you prob get "no nut year" am gonna bet your gonna ask what the hell is no nut year, is fucking like YOU CAN NOT NUT FOR A YEAR- basically that (am gonna bet nobody is gonna see this lolz but no nut year will be alive one day >:))
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NNJ :)
friend: i fucking failed NNN AND NND
me: then don't fail NNY
friend: oh fuck WTH IS THAT-
me: no nut year :)
friend: NO FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE THE PERSON WHO MADE NO NUT YEAR
me: :) balls in yo jaw
by sussy baka boi December 2, 2022
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