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bag salmon

An airline passenger moving in the opposite direction of deplaning passengers to retrieve baggage from an overhead space.
Upon deplaning in Chicago, Bob said to his friend Heather, “Why don’t the bag salmon just wait for the airplane to clear out a bit before going after their bags toward the rear?”
by LobsterKiller55 November 29, 2014
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Gift Bagging

Tea bagging your mate on their birthday, anniversary or Christmas when they weren't expecting to receive such a wonderful surprise.
Gary woke up his girlfriend on Christmas morn by gift bagging her.
by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2016
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snoot bag

Use of cellophane as a compartment to snort hopes, dreams, and drugs.
Pull that snoot bag of those marbs.
by moosedoode April 3, 2015
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kernel bag

When you take a massive shit and some corn sticks to the back of your balls.
Damn, I ate a shit load of corn; I hope I don't get kernel bag.
mugGet the kernel bagmug.

bag jacking

the act of stealing Halloween candy from children while they are trick-or-treating.

Origin: SNL Weekend update Oct. 15, 2011. Rap star Drake and SNL member Jay Pharoah pose as "Teens Dressed as Werewolves" and do a rap song about 'bag jacking'
Me and my friends tried to go bag jacking this Halloween, but all of the kids went out with their parents.
by Yuehan85 October 16, 2011
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triple bag it

Using three condoms (instead of "double" or "single" bagging) with a highly promiscuous sexual partner in order to ENSURE avoidance of STDs. In reality, this act results in a greater chance of transmission, as the friction of three condoms often causes them to break.
Damn, dude... that slampig was so fuckin' filthy, I HAD to triple bag it!
by JoeyRamon May 1, 2011
mugGet the triple bag itmug.

bag of fuck

bag of fuck one who is a shitbag and a fucking piece of shit much more vulgar and offensive than calling someone a shitbag when calling someone a shitbag is not enough or just want do
my neighbor got pissed off and almost ran my cat over what a stupid bag of fuck
by littlejimmie May 29, 2019
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