Drug-addicted overated bump machine who cost himself his job at WWE, his sloppy ring skills are not helpled by his constant drug use and constant risk-taking that break his body down every minute.
He is still adored by certain female virgins who will get laid and will never wake up to see the person needs help, his brother, Matt Hardy, still remains with the WWE, because he does'nt take drugs, and because he can actually WRESTLE.
He is still adored by certain female virgins who will get laid and will never wake up to see the person needs help, his brother, Matt Hardy, still remains with the WWE, because he does'nt take drugs, and because he can actually WRESTLE.
by David Griffin February 9, 2005
Get the Jeff Hardymug. Friend 1: Man, i hate that hotel. I wish there was something i could do to get back at them for their poor service.
Friend 2: You could always shit in their urinals.
Friend 1: Oh yeah! I didn't even think about the Jeff Gordon! Thanks pal!
Friend 2: You could always shit in their urinals.
Friend 1: Oh yeah! I didn't even think about the Jeff Gordon! Thanks pal!
by George McClane July 14, 2010
Get the Jeff Gordonmug. One Twitch bit is equal to one American penny. As a result a "jeff penny" or "jeff pennies" are analogous to real world US pennies.
by Kate0C January 26, 2021
Get the Jeff Penniesmug. n.
Wearing an oversized athlectic cup with the intention of exaggerating the size of one's package.
n. The male corollary to the camel toe.
Wearing an oversized athlectic cup with the intention of exaggerating the size of one's package.
n. The male corollary to the camel toe.
Although everyone knew that Tommy packed only an Irish inch, the XXL cup that he wore under his baseball uni made him feel better about his genital pedigree.
Man, he has no shame; his mantoe was so blatantly obvious under his biker shorts.
Man, he has no shame; his mantoe was so blatantly obvious under his biker shorts.
by Justice April 22, 2005
Get the Jeff Mantoemug. Lola: Are you going to the club tonight?
Phil: No, I think I am just going to stick to a filthy jeff tonight.
Phil: No, I think I am just going to stick to a filthy jeff tonight.
by BJing February 5, 2012
Get the Filthy Jeffmug. by Therealyeetman April 16, 2023
Get the Jeff wingermug. Brian: Is the game downloaded yet?
Jeff: Yes!
Brian: Okay, start the game.
Jeff: *proceeds to never start the game*
Brian: He’s pulling a Jersey Jeff again!
Jeff: Yes!
Brian: Okay, start the game.
Jeff: *proceeds to never start the game*
Brian: He’s pulling a Jersey Jeff again!
by carsonhoudek June 7, 2022
Get the Jersey Jeffmug.