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Whorigin Story

The inception of a man or woman's promiscuous habits.
"Have you always been such a womanizer?"

"Oh, no. You should have seen me in high school. I never even kissed a girl. And then, one day, everything changed..."

"Interesting. I'd love to hear your whorigin story."
by Little Walnut August 25, 2018
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glory story

(1)when a athlete as a freshman doesnt make the team as a freshman, but returns the folowing year as a sophmore and rapes the competetion at tryouts
(2) at the end of tryouts when the coaches give the speech about how a player who got cut freshman year and came back to play there later three years of the sport succesfully
Andy: did your that jack got cut from the lacrosse team?

Ellis: Aww true

Andy: its ok hes gonna be a glory story
by chief brown tip April 10, 2011
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Whore Stories

Bragging about banging a girl in a disparaging manner to cover up a rejection.
James is telling Whore Stories because Amanda won't sleep with him anymore.
by Fraz Von Hoffer June 8, 2016
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Story Abuser

That one fellow mate of yours that uploads more than 20 to 25+ pictures to stories in instagram, facebook, etc
guy1: jesus mate

guy2: what is it?

giy1: one of my friend uploads a ton of pictures of him/herself to their stories. maye about 20+
guy2: damn he\shes such a story abuser
by Sebby294 May 11, 2021
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maggot story

a blog post from bluefly girl, an amazing piece modern writing, amazing in guiding people through their lifes problems
man, you should totally read maggot story, it completely changed my life
by yuunki June 1, 2021
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duck story

A duck story is basically just a song where you tell somebody a story of a duck trolling somebody!

Basically of you want somebody to tell you of a story of a person getting trolled by Quackity then ask them to tell you a duck story
kid: tell me the duck story
guy: when a duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand "hey" bomp bomp bomp "got any grapes?"
by tsar obama October 26, 2020
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Buck stories

Someone primarily from small towns in wisconsin who tell exaggerated stories. Very previllant during hunting season, specifically September to January. These stories are regarding hunting and it is important to exaggerate all details of your story to make it more dramatic. Pausing for effect is definately allowed. Important to use words like the largest buck on earth. Or the fastest buck I've seen. Also, can be used as a verb to describe these men in all aspects of life.

Example: I went out hunting on opening day and you would not believe what happened. *pause a long time for wow factor* I was walking out to my tree stand one foggy morning in late September for early bow season. As I was walking through the thickest fog I have ever seen. *ok to use hands to show you going through fog* i saw it there 400 yards away. *pause again for effect* the biggest buck I or anyone ever has seen. As I get down and crawl so I dont get spotted. This buck decides to start running as fast as it possibly can. As I get out my bow I zone in on the buck and with one shot at about 500 yards away I shot this buck. It did not fall and ran away to never to be found again. Also the strongest buck I've seen. Ever!
There goes bob again telling buck stories.
by legit2014 September 13, 2018
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