Columbus Steamer

The act of getting simultaneously fucked by the NCAA and shit on by news sources around the world.

Jim Tressel resigning and Terrelle Pryor leaving are just the tip of the iceberg. Ohio State better get ready for the Columbus Steamer!

by the helicockter November 29, 2011

the scottish steamer

1 pint heavy whipped cream
2 pint dark lager
1 pint scottish whiskey
3 tablespoons scottish female cum

garth: i'll have two of the scottish steamers!

clark: two? you know that much cream will leave you on the shitter for hours.

by gary andy masty July 16, 2010

Transatlantic Steamer

When the combination of too much buffet, too many fruity drinks and the rocking of the cruise ship as it crosses the ocean becomes too much for you to handle and you puke all over your girlfriend as she is going down on you.

I was so wasted and seasick that night on the cruise that I accidentally gave Becky a transatlantic steamer while she was "thanking me" for taking her along.

by Der Gerbmeister August 26, 2010

steamer nipples

Nipples resembling the delicious New England clams steamed with their donkeys covered in foreskin.

Damn Zay! That chicks got some Reveah Steamer nipples!

by McJeezy November 5, 2013

Double Steamer

While someone is taking a hot, steamy shower; you drop a load in the adjacent toilet, making sure to leave the lid up for a nice surprise.

I enjoy taking a Double Steamer! Not only do I get to relax in a steamy sauna, I get to leave a steamer for my dick roommate who ate my all my twizzlers.

by fakeOprah December 17, 2011

kentucky steamer

It is when you take a shit on a girls chest and rub your dick in it.

Yo, I totally gave her the full Kentucky steamer experience

by Landon potter June 5, 2016

paddle steamer

Sexual act which involves dropping a cleveland steamer on a lady's chest before then performing a motorboat or for a more realistic speed (in proportion to the mode of transport mentioned in the name of the sexual act), a rowing boat.

Last night I found a local crackwhore for some paddle steamer action.

by DrJonas May 20, 2010