puppy muffin

a fat walmart citizen, on the scooter with enough muffin top to serve all the street dogs

puppy muffin mama is coming to her puppy muffin baybay

by yodogspjs May 22, 2018

puppy rodeo

An action in which a puppy takes a chew toy hostage by grabbing hold with its teeth and front paws, tilts on its side, and uses its pelvis to slowly thrust, gradually gaining speed until it is until there is no way of stopping it.

Holy shit dude, your fucking dog is pulling a puppy rodeo!

by Pugboners March 8, 2017

puppy hotel

The nice way of saying you're sticking your poor dog in some veterinary dog boarding place for a few days while you get to enjoy guiltless trips across the country. Monster.

"Hey, we're just about ready to leave for the weekend beach getaway!"

"Okay, just let me get our dog to the puppy hotel first."

by AdmiralofShe April 10, 2017

odd puppy

A particularly odd individual, namely Isabelle

Stop laughing at my Thirster™, you're being such an odd puppy!

by Crouching Walrus May 22, 2017

Puppy City

An area filled with adorable puppies.

We must be in puppy city because there are three puppies around me.

by Skatt Everest March 6, 2011

Urban puppy

A puppy born and raised in an urban environment

Archie is such an urban puppy. He has settled in so well and is great with sounds.

by One with the words May 11, 2020

Puppy sauce

You’re good but not as good as me or them. You’re a smaller version of me but you still have the sauce

Your puppy sauce or they are puppy sauce in this game.

by Littlelee March 13, 2023