Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame 

It's somewhere underground if you've never been.

The guy was describing his basketball prowess like he had been inducted into the Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame for playing basketball for a while in school, and calling it an overachievement in life. He had about 2 other guys in the Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame with him, about the same number as you would find in the Irish or Italian basketball halls of fame, but still he didn't want to tone his bullshit down, because to him basketball was more than a stupid fucking game he played in school, it was as sacred as religion.

Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame by The Original Agahnim August 24, 2021

Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame 

It's somewhere underground, and if you've never been, you're like a lit of other people.

That guy kicked the ball across the line and now he's in the Jewish Basketball Hame of Fame. It isn't former sports glory for him, he's a legend forever. Have you ever tried to stand on the same court with a legend of the Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame?

Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021

Jewish dictators 

Government leaders who happen to be Jewish who have big noses.

The Jewish dictators are coming for us.

Jewish dictators by Zeus! October 2, 2021

Jewish Haircut 

Another way of describing the circumcision of one's dick.

"Did you hear about Cameron?"

"No, what happened?"
"He didn't wash his dick for weeks, and had to get the Jewish haircut in order to get rid of the infection he caught."

Jewish Haircut by Barry Maycockiner November 4, 2021

Jewish messiah 

A mathematical structure of the mind that also acts as the pre-eminent language of science.

The Jewish Messiah is a non-Tarski space (a space which contains its boundaries INSIDE of its surface).

The Jewish messiah is understood to be mathematical structure of the mind.
It is also the sublime-language of science.

In computer language it appears as a Json-DAG on Kafka-in-serverless mode: a mainframe language that can query itself.

Jewish messiah by metawave November 10, 2021

Jewish cocktail 

When someone uses the tip of a circumcision as a shot glass

Yo did you see drink that Jewish cocktail

Jewish cocktail by Sir_Pump_aloaf December 3, 2021

Jewish Jerkbang 

When a jew cums on a female’s face and his hot load melts the skin off her face

Lucas: Hey, I heard you and Julia tried the jewish jerkbang last night?

Me: Yeah I gave Julia a gigantic jewish jerkbang!

Jewish Jerkbang by Sussyman69 December 14, 2021