Edward Cullen

A 108 year old virgin.

Dude, my English teacher is a total Edward Cullen

by stephmeyer July 30, 2011

Mr Edwards

The best Chemistry teacher, the rest are shite.

Mr Edwards is a living God

by TheGroomer November 7, 2018

Edward Cullen

A sparkly pixie man with stone skin who watches people sleep. Hm, and why are girls obsessed with him?

Edward: Hey, I'm Edward Cullen. Come to my van to see me sparkle and you can touch my stone skin and I will give you candy. Caaaaaandy. SPARKLE SPARKLE. SPARKLE. *Twitch*

by EddieColone June 28, 2010

Mark Edwards

Mark Edwards.

A snake, two faced, has the morals of a dead squirrel.

Likes to back stab and take his shit to the rat leader.

I'm a genuine person... not a Mark Edwards.

by Foxyfox316 October 10, 2018

Edward Faggothands

Similar to Edward Fortyhands, except two people have one hand each taped to the forty. Usually applicable to two males only.

Hey, me and Someone were playing Edward Faggothands last night and got multi kill in Halo.

by Jameathon October 4, 2012

Edward Conrad

UK slang for retarded or someone with extreme STD’s

Yo, you look like Edward Conrad

by Covidisshit September 4, 2020

Edward Moody

The name a virgin ginger that gets angry about girls and always tries to hard but fails a lot also always gets friend zoned

I pulled an Edward Moody and didn't get any from my girl last night

by Edthepussybitch March 21, 2017