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Pinky Bong

One of the internet's most infamous shitposters of all time.

Lives under a rock and only appears at night.
"Wow Dude, you went full pinky bong"
by Pinky Bong December 15, 2022
mugGet the Pinky Bongmug.

bong ripper

"yeah i rip bongs, im a bong ripper!"
by k9_ June 4, 2021
mugGet the bong rippermug.

Shlong Bong

Gotta get my cock up to industry standards. Time to use the old shlong bong and pump up.
by HUD1974 August 6, 2020
mugGet the Shlong Bongmug.

Bong blunting

Derived from rolling a blunt and sticking it in your down stem, and smoking it from the bong. Also bong jointing, holding a joint between idex and middle finger and holding it over the down stem and smoking from the bong that way.
I always find it relaxing to come home after a long day and begin bong blunting after a long day.
by Anon lion August 19, 2012
mugGet the Bong bluntingmug.

bong flu

the sickness that one acquires when sharing a joint, pipe, bong, or any other smoking appliance with a group
"Yo are you coming out tonight?"

"Nah sorry, I got a came down with a wicked case of bong flu last night at the hotbox."
by Cheif Queef November 28, 2016
mugGet the bong flumug.

Bong Nostrils

The situation in which you hit the bong and suddenly one of your nostrils becomes clogged, yet you cannot blow anything out your nostril to clear it. Long term bong use can lead to more frequent bong nostril flare-ups.
Jon: Sniffles

Joe: Dude are you sick?

Jon: Nah man, just got some bong nostrils.
by Bongitis January 1, 2012
mugGet the Bong Nostrilsmug.

bong surfing

Upon running out of your own weed and being too broke to buy more; you then visit a different friend each day to get smoked out on their supply.
Garrett is so broke right now, I hear he's been bong surfing just to get high.
by rugtol44 June 30, 2018
mugGet the bong surfingmug.

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