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office snatch

A female coworker specializing in all things persnickety. Things like sitting in warm chairs displease her and you might as well kill yourself if you leave her off a meeting invite. She never forgets. She's also the source and spreader of office rumors and the first to tattle on anyone. This chick is cold, literally. She's constantly whining about being cold and turns up the thermostat to the displeasure of all of her fellow coworkers.

She may or may not be pregnant. But, you don't dare ask.
If that rumor spreading, office snatch brings another fucking blanket to a meeting I'm going to rip it out of her feeble hands and choke her.

Fucking office snatch is bitching about sitting in warm chairs again. Are we fucking dead? Should I kill myself about 10 minutes prior to our meeting time so she can remove my cold, lifeless body in hopes for coolness for her fatty, worthless ass?

This shit talking, office snatch needs to cool her jets and quit acting like she's better than everybody before I get in her grill.
by peacefulstreamsinyoface August 15, 2011
mugGet the office snatchmug.

officer treebody'd

when you get searchd by a cop , and he finds everything in your pocket but your weed, then the cop decideds to search you again because your friend has had somthing found in there pocket, you get screwd over outa the weed you were sure you could go home and gloat about. and the officer gets to smoke ur trees and get 'officer treebody'd while you wonder how your gonna spill the beans to ur parents about how you got a possesion of a controlled substance charge.
I was shure that I was gonna be hitting the bong later until officer treebody came along and ruind my day. hes probably munchin on donuts right now that was some good kush hes probably so officer treebody'd .
by levi loves apples November 2, 2011
mugGet the officer treebody'dmug.

Officer's brat

The offspring of (a) Salvation Army officer born after the officer(s) have gone through training. Not to be confused with officer's kid.

abbreviated O.B.
"Sometimes you can be such an O.B."

"I am NOT an officer's brat! I was born AFTER my parents went to training, thank you very much!"
by placemat January 23, 2009
mugGet the Officer's bratmug.

Imperial Officer

A person that is a Simp for a rich person or group of rich people.
"Man have you heard that guy that's excited for the war draft, he is such an Imperial Officer."
by DR.ROCKSOS' CAT January 15, 2020
mugGet the Imperial Officermug.

officer nordberg

The one man on the Police Squad who hasn't given up looking for the real killer(s) of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman.
Officer Nordberg has remained dogged about finding the real killer since he accidentally contaminated and ruined the crime scene with his own DNA.
by The Cap N' July 21, 2020
mugGet the officer nordbergmug.

Office We

When your boss uses the term "we", but he/she really means "you".
Boss John: Jim, sales were down last quarter. What are we doing about this?!

Jim: Great use of the "office we" John. Well, I'm not sure what YOU'RE doing about it, but I'M firing half our sales force.
by tommyg123 October 27, 2010
mugGet the Office Wemug.

Riverdale and the office

the worst shows in the fucking world. if youn watch these you will have kids and they will bully you. you have dry humour and you a gay mf if you watch them
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riverdale and the office
by black enslaver 69 January 28, 2020
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