fake numbered

When you ask a girl for her number and get a made up number or a number for a condom factory or African American Suicide Hotline

Guy 1: dude i just got this hot bitch's numbers.
Guy2: dude you got fake numbered that's the Trojan Condom Company's number

by Hotsauce Curt December 3, 2015

Fake Bitch

My friend Timothy is a fake bitch

Timothy is a fake bitch

by peebisboy August 27, 2019

fake vegan

Someone who claims to be a vegan, but isnt

Look at Abbas he's such a fake vegan

by Kahanna January 17, 2017

fake dyke

A girl who isn't actually a lesbian and only wants attention

See that youngone? yeah she's a fake dyke

by Fakedykefromloreto October 9, 2016

Fake Hate

Someone who pretend to hate you but really admire you secretly.

Everytime I'm in the same room with Jalissa she's always frowning at me, but when I'm not around she fake hate and tell others how much she dig my flyness.

by Stepin2theglow January 2, 2019

Fake Mews

When a cat meows at its owner for food and acting like it is starving even though it just ate a short time ago.

As I went to get a snack in the kitchen my cat was meowing at me for food. However, I knew it was Fake Mews since I fed him less than an hour ago.

by redoctober45 July 17, 2019

fake Monet

A fake Monet is someone, m/f, that is more attractive from far away.

F: When I saw him up close, I realized he was a fake Monet.

by Anna313 February 9, 2009