elephant seal

a fat girl who plays water polo and qualifies as a "polo hoe" and likes 10 different guys named mike

Angela is an elephant seal, because RIA said so.

by nicnac215 December 24, 2006

pink elephant

something you make up when you are high. commonly seen while on halusinagins

i was so high i say a pink elephant

by a to the g March 24, 2007

Slapping the elephant

The act of making a big person angry.

Why is that big guy chasing John? Oh, he was slapping the elephant again.

by ShadedArtZ July 15, 2016

Elephant Hug

Basically another name for rape, but usually by a fat rapist.

Hey man watch out for Main Street, I heard someone was hard core elephant hugged there

by Would that one that June 15, 2018

Lunch with elephants

A meal shared by two grown men. Each covers their cock (trunk) with food while the other licks it off. Best with two different sticky foods licked off simultaneously. Dessert is guaranteed.

Mike: Hey, wanna have lunch with elephants today?

Ty: Sure, you bring the hummus and I'll bring the guacamole.

Mike: You're on!

by jerseyboy44 June 1, 2010

ear elephant

a better way of calling someone irrelevant

similar to coffin skate and a soon

"bro you're so ear elephant, stfu already.."

by alwaysasooninshit August 9, 2018

Elephant Junk

A term used to describe the appearance of a penis that has been extremely enlarged with a penis pump.

"This one time, I pumped it really hard and it swelled up like elephant junk. She almost couldn't fuck it."

by xxxxxx68 October 30, 2011