Thirsty-Drive

Driving while under the influence of alcohol. Another term for drinking and then driving.

"I've had 5 shots, but I need to get my car home, looks like it's time for a Thirsty-Drive!"

by TowerLadda71 December 20, 2014

Jerk Driving

When one drives like a jerk.

Friend 1: Dude, this retard was driving all willy neely like. Pissed me off.
Friend : Dude, he was jerk driving.

by Lala5456 December 10, 2010

redneck drive by

When you slow down to 15 mph aim your gun out the window and shoot a furry animal

How did you kill that possum?

I did it redneck drive by style!

by dfntud January 17, 2011

Drive-By-Farter

A person whom farts near others and then simply walks on or out of the room, leaving the stinky aftermath and avoiding blame.
Can be called a DBF for short.

Adam: Umm bye guys, got to go.

*leaves*

Jake: *sniff* Aww man, was that you?

Dave: Nah it was Adam, he's such a Drive-By-Farter.

by doodledotcom123 November 2, 2012

drive-by awesome

Randomly telling someone that they're awesome, just because you feel like it.

"You're awesome!"

"Thanks! Why?"

"Drive-by awesome."

by csi235 March 30, 2010

Driving the bus

To vomit kneeling in front of the bowl of a toilette. Because you are holding the bowl with your hands, it looks like you are driving a bus.

Oh my gosh, Mary-Jane was driving the bus last night!

by Doppelstern April 8, 2009

Driving On The Shoulder

Passing gas when you need to take a huge dump, typically smelling much worse than a normal fart.

I need to drop a huge dumper so every time I rip ass I'm driving on the shoulder.

by Rando432 September 16, 2010