Darkness Nigga

An exclamatory phrase used when someone wants to magically disappear or when the power company is turning off your power because you've past your dues, but mostly know from being the all time rival to Lightness Cracker.

Think of Darkness Niggas as the dark side of the force and Lightness Cracker as the light side of the force. Eventually they will meet and fight to the death. Ironically Darkness Nigga resigns in Ireland, and Lightness Cracker resigns in Southeast Africa.

by Miles is not smelly May 15, 2019

Dark Pirate

A sub-genre of emo. Most Dark Pirates are nocturnal, only coming out at night to write bad poetry and listen to Atreyu. All Dark Pirates, if on Myspace, are required to list their Dark Pirate position in their display name, ex. "Dark Pirate Mistress" or "Dark Pirate Gunner". Although they are often referred to as "emo", most Emo kids want nothing to do with the Dark Pirates.

I saw the Dark Pirates at about 2 AM Air-drumming to Hawthorne Heights.

by Collin Jones October 7, 2006

Dark Kiss

When someone kisses someone elses asshole.
Also known as "kissing the starfish"

Uncle Jake bent over and I licked my lips and gave him a dark kiss

by Ralph June 18, 2005

Dark Brandon

A highly cringy take by political and media marketing to make President Biden seem cool.

Stop trying to make Dark Brandon happen! It's so cringe!!

by Blood Alpha August 9, 2022

Dark Ages

The socialist, economy killings years when Barrack Hussein Obama was (is) President of The United States of America.

Tom "Do you remember the Dark Ages?"

Bill "Yes. Obama ran the deficit up, then his health care policies caused my company to put me down to part time work."

by Stoolsample November 7, 2013

dark mode

When you don't answer your calls, text messages, voice mail, emails when your friends are trying to contact you to go out or do something.

I tried calling that vag Rob again after I texted him twice. We were supposed to go to that bitch Sherry's party tonight but it looks like he's in dark mode again.

by Susan G$ Garlington January 22, 2008

dark side

verb - In the U.S. Naval Academy, to date a fellow Midshipman. Having sex without dating is called slaying.

dark sider (noun) - One who engages in dark siding.

See also: wuba, slay

I dark-sided once; I dated a wuba from 29th Company.

My roommate is a dark-sider; he dates a wuba from 29th Company.

by Joe Mid May 13, 2005