Salty boi

A sissy boy that obsessed and gets upset over things that are meaningless and stupid, because they have nothing better to do with their time.

Why are you being such a salty boi about “The Bachelor” last night. No one gives a fuck about that show. Go be mad about something important.

by Salty boi September 20, 2018

Salty Shower

The act of a male masterbating on the face of another male or female.

I was sleeping one night to awake to my husband giving me a salty shower.

by neomodus October 24, 2008

Salty Brownie

After a long, pleasurable round of anal sex, a man blows his load into the girl's bum. Immediately followed by the girl deficating into his mouth.

My boyfriend is such a freak. He made me give him the salty brownie last night

by Dirty T_Baggin Dan February 5, 2010

Salty Dog

cocktail

A cocktail comprising of Rum and Sea Water. Often drank in regional Australia during summer.
The Rum used is usually Captain Morgans or Sailor Jerry's but Bandaberg Rum has been known as an alternate in far north Queensland.
The Salty Dog was first invented in 1871 by a group of sailors that had their Rum stock pile flooded with sea water.

by SaltyDog1871 February 25, 2015

Salty rim

Process of cum dripping from your woman's (or man's) back down to her (his) asshole.

I pulled out, fiished on her back and watched it ooze down. Full on salty rim.

by Mike and Darcy July 4, 2012

Salty Bitch

Someone who is butthurt at life in general.

This salty bitch g u c c i™ is trolling online.

by kmsbitches June 24, 2017

Salty Milk

The juice that comes from a males manhood seconds after sexual stimulation.

Dave: I gave that bitch a good jizz bath lastnight!

Bob: You mean you gave her the ole' salty milk mustache?

Dave: Hella yeah! It does a body goood!

by Scroto T. Baggins February 24, 2004