When you are really sick, like barfing, shitting, and dying sick, and you are so desperate for something, anything to relieve your misery, and your nose starts to run, and it tastes sweet-- that's snot honey.
Man, dude, I was dying last night with stomach flu or food poisoning. There was something evil in my guts, and right in the middle of it all, my nose was running, and damned if I wasn't tasting snot honey. I think the only reason I made it was 'cause that taste of snot honey made me realize I was actually still alive.
by D.B. Doghouse December 18, 2020
Get the snot honeymug. They envy your lifestyle, they recognize your a boss and the women love you.
You are a fan of the honest disclosure mutually beneficial relationship model of honey dating and super curvy ladies.
You work hard, handle your business and play even harder and you always have a sexy young urban lady at your side with curves that bang.
You make no apology for spoiling her, providing an allowance for her time and taking her to nice luxury places because you can afford to do so.
Sometimes found in the company of one or more Tulips Envy Models. Because you got it like that.
Your a Real Man.
Your a honey boss to your Queen Bee and not a simp surgar daddy. You deal with real women and not whiners or crybaby sugar babies who feel their entitled to your money with unrealistic expectations.
You've evolved and own it.
You are a fan of the honest disclosure mutually beneficial relationship model of honey dating and super curvy ladies.
You work hard, handle your business and play even harder and you always have a sexy young urban lady at your side with curves that bang.
You make no apology for spoiling her, providing an allowance for her time and taking her to nice luxury places because you can afford to do so.
Sometimes found in the company of one or more Tulips Envy Models. Because you got it like that.
Your a Real Man.
Your a honey boss to your Queen Bee and not a simp surgar daddy. You deal with real women and not whiners or crybaby sugar babies who feel their entitled to your money with unrealistic expectations.
You've evolved and own it.
I don't deal with salt daddies, only honey boss's. They know how to treat a woman with style!
As a honey boss, my girl is always taken care of and never has to worry about anything.
As a honey boss, my girl is always taken care of and never has to worry about anything.
by Tulips Envy June 22, 2019
Get the honey bossmug. A sex move prevalent in many holiday destinations; in which the female is subjected to a facial of semen which covers the entire face. Note the female must be tanned (hence honey)
by J4j April 11, 2013
Get the Honey-glazermug. A phrase that is used to describe a situation in which although the outcome may look promising, it is only structured that way by the people who actually profit from it. The actual idea behind the phrase is that the "Honey" is actually Blackstrap Molasses, which is known to be extremely bitter, mirroring the disappointment one feels when understanding that they've been tricked.
In present tense, use "The honey is black" instead.
Predatory systems or Loans are a beautiful example of this idea. Initially, it seems as though the benefits are worth harboring, but overtime, you come to understand that it either wasn't worth it, or it didn't really give you what you wanted. Especially applicable if such an instance of this has either already happened or it is too late to go back on your decision.
In present tense, use "The honey is black" instead.
Predatory systems or Loans are a beautiful example of this idea. Initially, it seems as though the benefits are worth harboring, but overtime, you come to understand that it either wasn't worth it, or it didn't really give you what you wanted. Especially applicable if such an instance of this has either already happened or it is too late to go back on your decision.
"Tiffany told me that she would try harder to be a better person, and I believed her even though everybody told me not to. You all knew the honey was black, but I went after it anyway. I have nobody to blame but myself."
by Daybreak120 January 26, 2022
Get the The Honey was Blackmug. 1. 50's slang for a man's soulmate.
2. A blonde girl with matching light brown eyes
3. A sweet girl, who is kind, forgiving and nurturing.
2. A blonde girl with matching light brown eyes
3. A sweet girl, who is kind, forgiving and nurturing.
Arin: Woah, Can you believe she stayed up at that hospital all night to make sure Freddy was okay?
Dan: Yeah, I can believe it. Man, she's some 'Honey Girl' that's for sure <3
Dan: Yeah, I can believe it. Man, she's some 'Honey Girl' that's for sure <3
by Radical~Will~i8am September 23, 2020
Get the Honey Girlmug. To be stoned and craving honey buns beyond belief; lets just say, you would put your whole bank account on the line if it meant you could have a piece of a honey bun. It's that good
Moniqua: I would punch my grandma in the face for a honey bun right now
George: Dude youre honey buggin right now!
George: Dude youre honey buggin right now!
by Abby & Monica December 6, 2013
Get the honey bugginmug. When a close freind (probably named deacon) wants to nut in your cereal
(Deacon was possibly steaven newed
(Deacon was possibly steaven newed
by The th0t police February 14, 2018
Get the Honey nuttedmug.