by Dictive March 20, 2011
Get the one eyed mulemug. (Also see: Shit-Faced Whore)
The Gap-Eyed Goonlin, most commonly found roaming the halls of High Schools, feeds from undermining acts performed on other (and often smarter/more attractive) students. A very common specimen, the Gap-Eyed Goonlin is the result of a reproductive accident- due most likely to lack of appropriate birth control and a gene pool similar to that of Sasquatch. Although an excessively ugly creature, the Gap-Eyed Goonlin doesn't seem to take notice, snapping pictures of herself at odd angles wearing revealing clothing/bathing suits.
A highly nasty creature (both in appearance and temperament), the Gap-Eyed Goonlin are very recognizable in their natural habitat, and sightings are extremely common.
The Gap-Eyed Goonlin, most commonly found roaming the halls of High Schools, feeds from undermining acts performed on other (and often smarter/more attractive) students. A very common specimen, the Gap-Eyed Goonlin is the result of a reproductive accident- due most likely to lack of appropriate birth control and a gene pool similar to that of Sasquatch. Although an excessively ugly creature, the Gap-Eyed Goonlin doesn't seem to take notice, snapping pictures of herself at odd angles wearing revealing clothing/bathing suits.
A highly nasty creature (both in appearance and temperament), the Gap-Eyed Goonlin are very recognizable in their natural habitat, and sightings are extremely common.
Leaning suggestively against a wall, the Gap-Eyed Goonlin does her best to snap an excessively ugly photo to later post online.
by GoonlinTrackers May 27, 2011
Get the Gap-Eyed Goonlinmug. When a female responds to sexual invitation by pretending to begin perform a blow job, while in actuality moving a knee into position slam into the males genitals. After testicular incapacitation the woman maces the man's face. Optionally followed by "branding" in the form of minor genital mutilation to symbolize promiscuity.
by Qoylurani October 31, 2010
Get the Red Eyed & Brandedmug. During the exchange of wedding vows, the point in which the groom becomes so overcome with emotion that he is unable to speak without sounding like he got his labia caught in his zipper.
That guy seemed so manly until his teary eyed tyler.
All the bridesmaids took a renewed interest in the groom after his teary eyed tyler as it proved that he indeed had a feminine side.
All the bridesmaids took a renewed interest in the groom after his teary eyed tyler as it proved that he indeed had a feminine side.
by David Letterman September 15, 2008
Get the teary eyed tylermug. A form of anxiety that makes the individual feel as if they have cross eyes. This makes the person extremely uncomfortable to the extent that they (the individual ) have the ill Illusion that they have Cross eyes. This causes the person to feel very self conscious about ones self. And becomes unable to complete tasks. This makes the individual feel extremely depressed as if delusional to the extent that they feel they have gone mad.
Linda feels that her Cross-Eyed ( Anxiety) will make her suffer in life and she will do nothing with her life.
by Dr. Robert Smith July 20, 2012
Get the Cross-Eyed ( Anxiety)mug. The one eyed pirate should be a selfish act. Get her from behind, and as you are gettin 'er done, reach around the back of your head with the right hand, covering the left eye (or vice-versa if you are a southpaw). A parrot on the shoulder is optional. Saying "Aaargh!" or "Shiver me timbers!" is not.
by Dirty Steve March 17, 2007
Get the one eyed piratemug. by Zach Block January 17, 2005
Get the Black Eyed Peasmug.