Bunny Smuggler

A term used for an older man with puffy white chest hair bulging out of his button down shirt.

"That guy's nasty chest hair looks like he's hiding small white rabbits in his shirt."

"Bunny Smuggler."

by Peter Montgomery February 4, 2009

Lagoon Bunnies

The Lagoon Bunnies are Amphibious. On the surface we see the swimming bunnies and are like "Oh My God, they swim." when in reality the ones that disappear into the depths of the lagoon are not only swimming and breathing but establishing an entire kingdom around a rock with the word "SMUT" engraved on it. they like to decorate this rock with streamers, ribbons, and nets that were lost by us when we tried to catch the swimming Bunnies before they sank down. They call this decoration "STORY ARCS" in their language. the homes of these Merbunnies are known as "Settings" and they live in then happily. unfortunately, there is a battle for the throne of "SMUT" Kingdom and the bunny Named Selfcest is determined to keep it. however, with its rising popularity on the surface, its afraid it will lose once its been ripped from the Lagoon. The Bunny named as THO is secretly waiting in the shadows for their chance to strike, as very few people remember it even exists, yet has all the detail and power of a story because it was written down. This is without the other MerBunnies waiting in the wings with their own ambitions and goals, deeeeep in the Lagoon.

meanwhile one the surface:

Izy: DL, how was your cake today?

DL: Don't try and act sweet servant, you still have 180,000 more words to edit. cracks whip

Ghostie: Also, do you think SAS!Marinette would convince SAS?!Luka she's a telekinetic using Bending spoons? what if she accidently convinces herself with a real spoon and they just stare at spoons the whole day? what if-

Examples:

Dire: "Yo, how's your lagoon bunnies doing?"

Ghostie/Ryn/Izy/Nilsia/Feather/Rafflesia/Mousey: *simultaneously* uhhhhhhhhhh.....

Dire: Ah, I see. Still breeding, huh?

by InkMousey May 11, 2022

See the bunny

The superstition where if you see a real live bunny somewhere, that's not in captivity, it means you're gonna get laid in the near future. Some people believe that you can yell out the name of the person you're hoping to get lucky with and the bunny will make it happen for you.

Other people believe seeing a bunny is just good luck in general.

Dylan: "Ah, man! I saw a bunny the other day, down at the park, and last night I scored with Jessica Wilson! It works!"

Andrew: "When I see the bunny, I'm yelling out Pam Richards. She's got awesome tits!"

by pleasureboy_1, author May 4, 2009

bunny humper

A person who is so horny they want to fuck like rabbits orignally known as bunny humping

He is a bunny humper he fucks everything

by iceprincess1964 February 12, 2014

Bunny Party

1) The playboy party hue hefner throws.
2) similar to a bachelor party or stripper party but that rather than strippers you have hookers

3) Dance or rave or party where there is 10% grinding on the dance floor. and 90% actual sex
4) a sex party or orgy
5) a party where you find one guy and a bunch of hookers

* note: usually held in amsterdam

hey hey guys joes throwing a bunny party at his house again. another night filled with every kind of

by Theamazinggeek April 15, 2015

Bugs bunnied

An unforced error in your personal life - usually associated with romantic endeavors.

Did you hear what happened to Mike? He accidentally invited Jessica over on Valentine’s Day.
Oh man, he really bugs bunnied himself.

by Pond&Pool July 1, 2020

Bestay bunny

This person here is PERFECTOOO she mah bestie and NOBODY TOUCHES HERR.

Random1#: have u heard of the person named bunny?! She soo cool!!
Random 3# and #2: Yup! Im their fannn aaaaaaa!!
Me: i hear yall were tlaking about mah bestay bunny! Theyre so cool too!

All except me: Yeah, theyre cool!

by YourNewTikToker March 27, 2021