ex boyfriend

Something I will never have at this rate. Once you reach 18 without ever being kissed you are pretty much on the "old spinster" mailing list. And we all know mailing lists define our true selves.

I wish I could have a real person to breakup with so i wouldnt have to keep making up stories about ex boyfreinds that dont exist.

by looopyylydia September 5, 2005

Boyfriend Rule

When a girl wants a boyfriend she'll remain single, but when she gives up on guys, a guy will ask her out.

Emma: I am so over guys! I give up! I'm going to focus on myself, and my work.
Sara: you're totally going to get boyfriend now, it's the Boyfriend Rule.
10 seconds later
Chad: Hey Emma, wanna go out with me?

by itisathing December 20, 2015

boyfriend

A person who says they love you but, never gas you up or say nice things. But they're a very well acted person but they never have full on conversation with you. They seem as though they don't want to be with you or they're scares to have a conversation.

I tell my boyfriend we should talk more I try but he never makes the effort to it makes me feel unwanted.

by petty people . December 12, 2018

electric boyfriend

A vibrator.

Spent last night catching up on Greys anatomy and the electric boyfriend

by Human006 August 17, 2016

boyfriend arms

the type of arms good for holding stuff

park jongseong has boyfriend arms

by bureora hoshii October 27, 2021

vintage boyfriend

It describes "an old boyfriend who's pretty lame" that a woman keeps returning to in between relationships with "better" men.

Female A: "Aaron is like the worst vintage boyfriend ever"
Female B: "He's just so easy"
Female A: "How lazy can I get?" :(

by yenia February 22, 2015

boyfriend day

The day that lovers give their boyfriend kisses, hugs and chocolate to celebrate their boy friend for being a good boyfriend
Boyfriend day is when you make them feel appreciated

Boyfriend: "why are you doing this for me?"

Person: "because it's boyfriend day :D"

by darlinglovesyou<3 August 1, 2021