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Guadalupan Blowjob

When a man's partner travels to Guatemala and purchases 4 puppies there. She then returns home and has the puppies begin licking her toes and then she begins dragging them upward all the while licking her. She does this until she is ready for the next part. She then proceeds to shove one puupy down her man's throat, strap one puppy to each leg, and strap one around his balls. She then continues and ends with a normal Blowjob.
Beatrice wanted to give her husband a Guadalupan Blowjob for his 28th birthday, but didn't want to spend too much.
by SasquatchBra May 2, 2011
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Airmail Blowjob

When you send a greeting card (preferably homade with some gay picture of a rabit or some shit on it) filled with your cum. The unsepecting victim then opens the card and sees AIRMAIL BLOWJOB in big red letters, fallowed by a cum smeared picture of three old men sucking eachother off.
Jon Bon sent $Tmoney$ an Airmail Blowjob and he has no idea whats comming.
by $$Tmoney$$ October 2, 2006
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blowjob monkey

A monkey that gives blowjobs for crack.
Dude, don't be a blowjob monkey.
by Russ B-M February 13, 2006
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Pussy blowjob

Where a guy performs cunnulingus on a woman or in other words sexually stimulate a woman's pussy with his mouth.
Women like to get oral sex too and guys that will do it have an advantage with women over guys who won't.
I gave Kathy a pussy blowjob.
by Deep blue 2012 July 27, 2010
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Reverse blowjob

When a woman on her knees stretches her neck backwards in order to suck the cock of a man standing with legs open just over her.
"She's a professional bitch. Yesterday night she engaged in a reverse blowjob totally awesome!"
by frenchStallion January 15, 2010
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Cocaine Blowjob

The most elegant kind of sexual act one can receive. Reserved for those who are truly the epitome of class, the cocaine blowjob consists two people splitting at least 3 grams of coke between them. The woman takes a line off her partner's dick. The man puts his half above his lip and as leans his head back, and that sweet Columbia shit falls into his nose.
by thingsinbags March 22, 2011
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Bucharest Blowjob

When you get a blowjob from a drunken minority, usually involving vomit and a bathroom of a bar.
(Mostly speaking on a roma providing fellatio while drunk on bourbon whiskey)
Ayy, Ion, I just got a Bucharest blowjob from that gypsy bitch after loading her up with smirnoff
by The OTHER Detroit Guy June 17, 2018
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