American hypocrisy

American hypocrisy is when an American makes memes/jokes mocking other nations on their events, but get offended when someone busts a joke about two towers that played Jenga.

Karen: Ever notice there are no fat men in Japan? That’s because last time there was a Fat Man it killed 80,000 people.

Eric: What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

Karen: THAT’S NOT FUNNY. 9/11 WAS A TRUE AMERICAN TRAGEDY AND ATTACK ON OUR FREEDOM!!!!!!

Eric: smh you cannot make jokes about others without being able to take one. THIS is American hypocrisy at its finest.

by TapiocaPuddin’ September 10, 2022

American Waterbucket

A chick who got that wet but has no walls. Like fuckin a bucket of water

How was that chick from the club?

She was flowing like a river but I couldnt feel anything. It was like I was fuckin a big bucket of water.

An American Waterbucket

by CO614 January 26, 2011

american policing

When a person shoots someone way more than needed.

A: Im dead
B: *shoots the dead body*
C: OMG! Hes american policing you
A: Hahahaha

by CaptainZorro October 12, 2018

napkin american

fun synonym for cracker or white liberals

Give them a qualifier for a change

I am SO tired of all these napkin americans having opinions on black women's hair on the bird site today

by theupdog March 28, 2022

American Politics

An absolute shitshow where other peoples opinions are spat on and fake news and media spread like wildfire; where bad stereotypes and riots and bullshit about helping the lower class or what not. It's like no one cares about each other here if you just think differently, why can't we all just get along and discuss things in peace without shaming the opposition? When can we stop lying to people about other parties and just let them decide? Anyways don't engage in it or publicly speak about it or else you'll probably get screamed at by a hillbilly or a Karen. Or maybe its just stereotypes and you might get in a peaceful chat with a stranger about each others ideologies? Eh, who am I kidding, this is The United States ffs no one cares about each other but themselves.

American Politics is the definition of cancer and the politicians don't give a shit and just force feed us lies

by Veteran Bandit February 1, 2021

American Intelligence

Australian term used to define someone who is seen as stupid or lacks Common Sense.

Person 1: "Dave just asked me if Japan is part of China... He's 37."

Person 2: "Now that's some American Intelligence."

by Aussie_banter January 4, 2019

American bottle

basically a game of american football but using a plastic bottle and usually a lot rougher

dude 1: dude i wanna play some american football
dude 2: but we dont have a ball
dude 1: fuck it just use this bottle (chucks bottle at dude 2, then wipes him out) AMERICAN BOTTLE!!!

by Krips June 29, 2008