Gwongo P

What you say to your dog when he/she won't hurry up and pee as you're standing there by the door freezing your ass off.
short for go on-go pee

*dog meandering about*
You: "GWONGO P!"

by KJ771 September 30, 2010

p the b's

Pump the brakes, or "p the b's," is a common vernacular synonym for, "slow down your pony," or "bee-atch this relationship is moving too fast."

One will use "p the b's" to request that his current situation, namely a relationship, lessen its rapid pace.

Monica: Scott, will you move in with me?

Scott: P the b's woman, I just wanna some of your jelly.

by the unpaid intern June 22, 2011

goody p

1. an expression of excitement or contentment
2. a delicious treat
3. a sweet tushy
4. is a shortened version of goody proctor, and over time has evolved to plain and simple, goody p

Hey, I got a delicious ice cream sammy for you!
Goody P!

Hey, you were right about that thing you said!
Goody P!

by grlfromipanema November 26, 2009

Red P's

When a girl is on her period.

Guy 1: Dude, did you bang that chick?

Guy 2: Fuck no! She was on her Red P's!

by spichie October 14, 2011

Infinite P

Used as a slap bet and stands for Infinte Percent. If someone says "Infinte P" that something did or will happen and it doesn't or didn't happen, the person that the bet was made against gets to slap the person that made the bet.

Friend: "I Infinite P you won't fuck that girl."
Other friend: "If I do, I get to slap you."

by Kodak Zach June 15, 2016

V&P

Means Virgin and proud. They type of guys and girls who are virgins. They respect themselves and feel as if they should wait to have sex. They may not wait until marriage, but they at least wait until their 20s or until they found someone worth it. They feel as if sex is not a need in a relationship that you're just starting.

"She likes normal, true relationships, she's a v&p"

by Zoz2 December 30, 2011

P Day

The Friday before Thanksgiving, an annual holiday.

This day originated in Nov. 2019 when office coworkers decided that the earliest Christmas music could be played and Christmas decorations could be set up in the office was the Friday before Thanksgiving. It was decided that this should become an annual holiday, similar to Pi Day (3/14) but better! This day should be celebrated annually by decorating offices for Christmas and eating all things that start with the letter P (pancakes, pretzels, pie, pizza, pumpkin, popcorn, etc.). Enjoy your P Day!

I can't wait to decorate the office and eat pizza, pancakes and pie on P Day this year!

by Tit Tis Truth November 19, 2021