The Chosen

See how this idiot can take something I said years ago butcher it, pretend it doesn't apply to himself, and get his sycophantic guest to arf and clap to a point that he is manually making banal.

Hym "When I was talking about the chosen. I was refering to mating selection and that's what Joe tries to tie in there. And it's funny because one of the guys I used to play DnD with laugh at the fact that I "trolled" Joe and named his character after that rant specifically. What an absolute hack. Failed comedian and actor who rode the coattails of the UFC to success then monetized and monopolized the social network that he literally fell into face first. Absolute fucking bum and a hypocrite."

by Hym Iam March 12, 2023

Chosens

When your biological family is either dead, far from where you live, or just plain assholes, you select righteous peeps to replace them. Noun not a verb. Plural.

My chosens always rally around me when the shit hits the fan.

by N2daBizzel December 23, 2020

Chosen

Different word for chosen

The chosen one

by Fcktilan January 19, 2025

The Chosen One

Donald J Ticknor.

The chosen one is the only one that can save the day. Not their sidekick(s). Only Donald J Ticknor.

by DJT1995 September 26, 2020

Chosen Warrior

A little nerdy accountant/consultant wanna-be who sucks at jiu jitsu.

Look at that white belt trying to Berimbolo. Ah, yes, of course, he's the Chosen Warrior.

by Darce Vader June 19, 2023

Chosen

a girlfriend stealing ho. An egotistical asshole. He thinks he's the shit, when in reality he's not it. His claim to fame is his mediocre outfits and hot girlfriend. But he doesn't even know how to treat her right.

Chosen's and Ass.

by barfgirlxo69 September 21, 2022

kidd chosen

Kidd Chosen means you’re lit. Maybe too lit. And the cutest person alive. Also if u have a name like this you’re most likely light skin.

Hey, Kidd Chosen

by Lildiggy April 20, 2018