Poop-shootin 

The act of doing drugs intravenously while taking a shit.

I was poop-shootin yesterday and I nodded off for a hour while still on the shitter!

Poop-shootin by ScumdogFatty May 5, 2020

poop scootch 

When a dog wipes its butt after going poo by dragging their butt on the ground using their two front legs.

My dog always does a poop scootch on the grass after going poo.

It is the worst when my dog does a poop scootch on my carpet/flooring.

poop scootch by Marlo D December 17, 2021

poop scoot 

N: when people like kyle wipe the leftover remnants from betwinxt their buttox from back to front (rump to bump).

kyle: you guys don't wipe back to front?
everyone: no kyle, we're not poop scooters.

poop scoot by t-biz and biddy blakk March 5, 2009

Poop shooter 

when a man has explosive diaria, the man will bend over and shoot his ferocious poop into a girls mouth then she gives him head and swallows not only the cum, but the explosive diaria. to add flavor he can squeeze him rectum to add blood to the expiriment

Nigel Carr did this to Sara Arnold, who both may have weiners

Poop shooter by Hue Jass May 9, 2003

Poop Shooter 

A paintball player who has two guns equipped in each hand who chases his team around while yelling "AhhhHHhhhh EEEhhhHhhHHHh"

Man Stan is such a doosh when he goes poop shooter

Poop Shooter by Kitty Basher March 9, 2004

poop shootin boogie 

When you make a fast break to the bathroom but you are afraid to take full steps so you just kind of hurry-shuffle your way there hoping for the best... Were talking like so bad you dont even know if your going to make it and you ll plow anything that stands in your way faster then your mom on a friday night.

"That guy waddled by me so fast he almost knocked me down!"
"He must be doin the poop shootin boogie to the bathroom."

poop shootin boogie by TheVillain420 February 18, 2021

poop shoota 

A firearm either lacking in quality overall, lacking in aesthetics, or from a manufacturer of ill repute.

"Did you see that Joe just picked up another Poop Shoota? You can't keep him and his welfare checks away from those things!"

poop shoota by Scientia_Dei October 22, 2022