when a clarinet or saxophone player in the gold star marching band gives you sloppy toppy so good like their instrument that you pass away
Tuba player: bro I need so gold star sloppy so bad right now
Saxophone player: say no more pal, I play saxophone
*sax player gives gold star sloppy toppy and tuba player dies*
Saxophone player: say no more pal, I play saxophone
*sax player gives gold star sloppy toppy and tuba player dies*
by salad w3nch February 16, 2025
Get the Gold star sloppy toppymug. by Grim sleeper January 31, 2018
Get the Gold starmug. A bi person (with both homo & hetero sexual attraction) person who has only been physically intimate with members of the opposite sex if those partners have been sexually intimate with people of their same gender, i.e. A bisexual who has only been with other card-carrying bisexuals.
e.g. a bisexual man who's only female partners have had lesbian relationships, or a bisexual woman who has never had sex with any men who lack any MLM (gay) sexual experience.
e.g. a bisexual man who's only female partners have had lesbian relationships, or a bisexual woman who has never had sex with any men who lack any MLM (gay) sexual experience.
I'm not one of those "bi" girls who lets men have a lower standard—it's much easier to be with other women and anyone who says otherwise is sus as hell. Fuck yes I'm a gold-star bisexual, and I will never be with any man who's never himself been with another man before, but if you like straight dudes that's good for you lmao
by Akrysta January 12, 2023
Get the Gold-Star Bisexualmug. A bi person (with both homo & hetero sexual attraction) person who has only been physically intimate with members of the opposite sex if those partners have been sexually intimate with people of their same gender, i.e. A bisexual who has only been with other card-carrying bisexuals.
e.g. a bisexual man who's only female partners have had lesbian relationships, or a bisexual woman who has never had sex with any men who lack any MLM (gay) sexual experience.
e.g. a bisexual man who's only female partners have had lesbian relationships, or a bisexual woman who has never had sex with any men who lack any MLM (gay) sexual experience.
I'm not one of those "bi" girls who lets men have a lower standard—it's much easier to be with other women and anyone who says otherwise is sus as hell. Fuck yes I'm a gold-star bisexual, and I will never be with any man who's never himself been with another man before, but if you like straight dudes that's good for you lmao
by Akrysta January 12, 2023
Get the Gold-Star Bisexualmug. A term in the same vein of Gold Star Gay (a gay man who's never had sex with a woman) and Platinum Star Gay (Gold Star Gay born via cesarean section) and Gold Star Lesbian (lesbian who's never had sex with a man). This 'Star System' is inherently harmful and transphobic. However, calling oneself a Gold Star Bi is simply a way to subvert the purity politics of the system and affirm oneself as a Bi person without any exclusive criteria. First used in a comment on a Reddit post by a now deleted account.
"I'm a gold star bi. The gold star has nothing to do with bisexuality, I've just been good and decided to give myself one :) You can have one too ⭐️"
by nicknameud13 August 7, 2025
Get the Gold Star Bimug. The bisexual counterpart to the Gold-star Lesbian (never slept with a man) and Gold-star Gay (never slept with a woman), a 'Gold-star Bisexual' is a bi person who has never been physically intimate with a member of the opposite sex unless those partners have themselves had same-sex sexual relations. Bi people keep their 'gold star' if they have only been in gay relationships, except for some straight relationship(s) with definitely non-straight person(s). i.e. A bisexual who has only been with other card-carrying gays and bisexuals.
e.g. A bisexual girl who has only ever been with girls, or a bi girl who has almost entirely been in WLW relationships except for one man who's had plenty of MLM (homosexual) experience.
e.g. A bisexual girl who has only ever been with girls, or a bi girl who has almost entirely been in WLW relationships except for one man who's had plenty of MLM (homosexual) experience.
Usage: "That's not comphet and in what world are men easier to date? I'm bi and I'd never hook up with a straight guy (which is valid but if it's a recurring thing then yeah your attraction to dudes is so strong it trumps how douchey and annoying they are compared to any random girl). Maybe I'm too much of a gold-star bisexual or whatever, but can everyone waving around a 'queer' identity while somehow only ever dating straights just admit and come to terms with being heteroflexible or bicurious and move on? You don't get brownie points becouse you'll cope with your ugly boyfriend by finding a female sneaky link for a night to toss aside after, or worse, be a unicorn hunter to take advantage of some girl to use to fulfil your man's gross lesbian-fetish fantsay."
by DaughterOfParenti August 25, 2025
Get the Gold-Star Bisexualmug. A bi (with both homo & hetero attraction) person who has only been sexually intimate with members of the opposite sex if those partners have been sexually intimate with people of their same gender, i.e. A bisexual who has only been with other card-carrying bisexuals.
e.g. a bisexual man who's only female partners have had lesbian relationships, or a bisexual woman who has never had sex with any men who lack any MLM (gay) sexual experience.
e.g. a bisexual man who's only female partners have had lesbian relationships, or a bisexual woman who has never had sex with any men who lack any MLM (gay) sexual experience.
"I'm not one of those bi girls who lets men have a lower standard—it's much easier to be with other women and anyone who says otherwise is sus as hell. Damn right I'm a gold-star bisexual, and I never will be with any man who's never himself been with another man before, but if you like straight dudes that's good for you lmao"
by Akrysta November 21, 2022
Get the Gold-Star Bisexualmug.