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Hadon'care 

The most dopest thing you can text back if a girl texts you something boring.
Boring Girl: I just bought a new bed for my cat!

You: Hadon'care
Hadon'care by TinglyWiener January 10, 2013
He is known to be very spontaneous person. He knows how to make a person laugh, and entertain people without even noticing it. He’s a very intelligent person in his own unique ways, and cares deeply for others around him. However, he may not show his feelings at first. When it comes to certain things, there’s always a backstory to tell, but depending on the topic, he may not open up until he really trusts you. When you get to know him more, he is always there for the people that show compassion for him. The things surrounding him in his life that he greatly appreciates are mainly his top priority. Whenever it comes to difficult situations and topics, he is a very understanding person to be with. Although it may not be the best help overall, he still tries his best to support anything in need. If he fails to become a benefit, he is constantly worrying if something he did was wrong of him. He may get upset, and probably even more than others would expect. When it comes to his close ones, he always and forever will have their back no matter how many ups and downs they’ve been through. Yet, not many people get to see a side of him like this, because he has been hurt so bad where it’s really hard to let people in to his life. No one had wanted the opportunity to have the open door of experience to stay and listen to him. Nevertheless, somewhere in his heart is telling him that only certain people he could trust .
Haakon hasn’t been acting like himself lately, but he he keeps telling me that everything is alright .
Haakon by gloomyflowers February 13, 2019

hawongas 

Giant, wonderful, pillow-like breasts or boobs. Common traits of hawongas include, but are not limited to:
soft
squishy
round
bouncy
fun
amazing
comfortable
versatile
"Man, that girl's boobs are about to pop out of her shirt."
"Yeah, she's got some hawongas."
hawongas by Viciously October 7, 2009

hakobyte 

An animator from the United Kingdom who is famous for his cartoons such as Googol GLaDOS on YouTube and on Newgrounds. his previous alias was pivotmite.

he started his animations when google infamously and wrongly accuses people of clicking their own ads or 'click bombing' by using a bot to detect invalid ad clicks.

His channel has already racked up a million+ views, and his videos have heavy comedic references to people getting trolled and the internet in general.
This is why I use the bing search engine... thank you. hakobyte.

I Googled hakobyte and some weird porn shit came up on google, wtf man! Google are trolls!

I will never use google again thanks to hakobyte.
hakobyte by Erik Alberico July 6, 2012
An abbreviation used by assholes to refer to the city of Hamilton, Ontario.
Person 1: Hey, that crackhead just broke into my car for the nickels in the cupholder.
Person 2: That's #hamont for you, man
hamont by friends with rats January 5, 2020
A sexy mfker called habbibah and people make fun of her name because they wish that they were her. Haboner is her nickname made by the one and only ZAHRAH 🙈
Hows haboner today?
Haboner is so pretty
haboner by .....x..... December 20, 2020