Fuck Nut

1: A person who is so incredibly retarded that they do literally everything in the dumbest fuckin way possible

2: A person who makes insanely idiotic mistakes on a hourly to daily basis and is too stupid to

A: Fix them.

B: Realize they did something retarded in the. first place

A: Omfg George wth are you doing? Why are you such a fuck nut?

B: My brothers are a bunch of fuck nuts.

C: Melissa doesn't realize how much of a fuck up she is, she's such a fuck nut

by TabrisDefinitions January 28, 2023

Dank Nuts

Dank Nuts is a company based in Czech republic or Czechia, which specializes on making donuts out of memes

Dank Nuts are pretty good!

by chrispospa June 4, 2018

Deez nuts

Deez nuts, a wonderful joke yet a very true phenomenon, lots of people of really big testicles and the deez nuts joke explains very well how people who how big nuts are humans too.

Bofa! Bofa deez nuts nuts in yo mouth!

Deez nuts in yo mouth!

by Deez Nuts Master November 21, 2021

Nut Pocket

A slutty girl (aka a vag) randomly chosen at the end of the night from a bar or tavern (if you are old) that is taken home for one purpose.

Man, it’s been a long week, I’m hoping to find a fine nut pocket tonight.

by MattyG69 October 18, 2019

Goober Nut

A combination of someone that is a Goober and a Nut.

-Brenna is such a Goober.

-Nah, she's more of a Nut.

-Touche', She's a Goober Nut.

by SmallDickMcgee July 27, 2022

Macadamia nut hit

Crack hits harvested from Tacoma, Wa.

Sally partakes in the finest macadamia nut hits straight from Sea-Tac.

by MommaCAS1976 August 10, 2020

Banana Nut Bread

Bread that has been nutted on by bananas

Stoner: Did you know that bananas nut in banana nut bread?

by Goat nut December 25, 2017