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Cum guzzler

One who still does not know the difference between right and wrong and they are entering in their 60s.
This total cum guzzler decided it was a great idea to pull out a weapon these days in broad daylight at a bank and not realize that they don’t have any money in that bank account unfortunately nor even have an account in that other person’s name.
by DaveShaw June 7, 2018
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Nose Cum

A booger that comes out of your nose that looks like a small globule of cum. Similar in consistency, viscosity, and color.
Man 1: "Nigga... stop picking your nose."
Man 2: "Nah son, I got a piece of nose cum stuck up in there"
Man 1: "Then get a damn tissue!"
by DatBoiMatt January 4, 2017
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Cum

The silver/white stuff that comes out of your dick...
I cummed so hard that I fucing died!
by AshtonKiller200 March 6, 2024
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Cargo Cum

Cargo Cum is when you break into a girls house and cum in all of her cargo pants.
you: Yo jeff i pulled a “Cargo Cum” on jenna

jeff: What the actual fuck
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Cum-siderate

Being mindful of where/when you ejaculate as not to inconvenience others.
She wanted me to cum on her face and in her hair, but I knew she wouldn't be able to clean herself off before the funeral started, so i decided to be cumsiderate of others.
Cum-siderate.
by Tommy Shenanigans July 1, 2017
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cum

by jewish cunt bastard April 8, 2022
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cum blade

when someone dries, hardens, and sharpens their cum in the form of a knife or blade
tristan: mike cut his finger off!?
chris: yeah, i think he was using his cum blade
by anonymous January 1, 2022
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