butt hurt report

When someone expresses their anguish in a very annoying way.

As soon as your done whining about your ex, go ahead and fill out a butt hurt report and then mail it to your mommy.

by dr. lexus555 November 2, 2011

butt crack of America

The whole state of Alabama, with the exception of Gulf Shores/Orange Beach.

There are a few nice spots just like any state, but most of the state of Alabama is the butt crack of America.

by LifelongVol October 27, 2009

hairy butt wiskers

1. A large unkept ass fro potruding from the ass crack.

Don't lick my ass csuse you'll choke on my hairy butt wiskers.

by lickins dee dickens October 4, 2009

Binary Butt Fuck

Binary Butt Fuck is the proccess in which someone continuely rapes the hard drive of a computer.

"Damn, Dewar loves to binary butt fuck"

by PoPoZakuto May 18, 2006

Carolina Butt Slop

Diarrhea at it's worst. The kind that splatters out all at once into the bowl and splashes water all over your butt.

"Wow after that Indian Food last night I crapped out a huge heapin' bowl of Carolina Butt Slop!!!"

by Matthew Walker May 22, 2006

Monkey Butt

When your ass gets all sweaty and chaffed from recieving too much anal sex.
Best when a banana is used and the act is performed in your brand new kitchen.

Jeff Misner has the nastiest monkey butt i've ever seen.

by Jennie August 1, 2004

beyond butt-hurt

To become all huffy and puffy over NOTHING! To get upset while having a fight because somone else attacked your argument. To be so depressed about something that is out of your control that you stop talking to people.

Dennis was so beyond butthurt that his favorite team lost that he threw out all of their apparel he just purchased.

by Kristina December 18, 2004