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Peni

The one true plural for penis.
"Hey, were you at the party last night?"
"Man I was in the middle of it. Jake and his 5 other friends had some crazy peni."
by anonymous April 13, 2025
mugGet the Penimug.

Skinny Penis

Skinny penis is another playground insult terms for a Weak penis that doesn't have any energy and will passed out after 3 second when you trying to make some woo woo on the trampoline with your sex partner Worst than pussy Or when your friends just want to insult you.
"Ugh! You skinny penis!"

"Did you just cum when i litteraly taking of my socks?!?? You skinny penis"

"Look at him! Such a skinny penis!"

"Don't be such a didly wonker skinny penis"

"ei, you muthafucka dont cha raising ur voice at me, skinny penis"
by blissfulSkinnyPenis December 1, 2018
mugGet the Skinny Penismug.

Penis Flytrap

When you don’t have access to showering/bathing for several days and the stench from your penis is enough to attract flys. With the foreskin pulled back, you can then attract a fly victim, once it lands on the stinky penis head, you can then retract the penis foreskin and in the process, effectively trapping a fly!
I haven’t shower showered in days, my penis stinks so bad I could use it as a Penis Flytrap!
by Yeahnahyeahmayte November 17, 2023
mugGet the Penis Flytrapmug.

Penis

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by the litter a January 21, 2021
mugGet the Penismug.

Penis Beetle

by Inni84 June 17, 2024
mugGet the Penis Beetlemug.

Twerking on my penis

A really funny although sexual response to someone who had talked bad or a expression used when you want to be funny with someone or something.
Don’t say this around or to minors for obvious reasons.
Shabnam the Wengie twerking on my penis!
One fell off and she got my testicles!
by shabnamfan2007 September 3, 2025
mugGet the Twerking on my penismug.

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