bit the shit

Unfortunate side effect sometimes associated with tossing the salad.

I was tossing the salad, she poo'd, and I bit the shit.

by Lumpy February 6, 2004

Shit Tickets

The common house hold tolite paper

I need to buy more shit tickets

by Napleo June 9, 2009

Shit-bitch

Colourful term for a homo sexual

"guys - I reckon Mark is a shit bitch that likes a bit of Chocolate factory action!"

by Essbee June 7, 2005

Shit-hole

Can mean two different things; The actual whole that one shits out of or, how shitty something is.

IE-1: "I put it in her shit-hole"
IE-2: "God this school is such a shit-hole"

by Aclockwork3 June 1, 2004

Shit load

A unit of measurment.
Questionably comparable to the size of one's shit.

I just ate a shit load of jelly beans.

by Agravi May 25, 2011

Shit the bed

When something quits working or is about to stop working.

Can I call you back? My phone is about to shit the bed.

by Dgrace420 July 9, 2009

Shit eye

To give somebody an unpleasant (or, shitty) glare, in lieu of saying anything distasteful.

I drove my new car past an old farmer on an ancient tractor with my stereo up, and he just gave me the shit eye.

by Six El Sid January 29, 2009