Rebecca Black 

Rebecca Black is a teenager who has an important decision on either kicking in the front seat or sitting in the back seat. loves the day Friday, as shown on her music video "Friday". when she wakes up gotta have her cereal. she's in a rush and has to go to the bus stop. and makes her life important decision on either kicking in the front seat or sitting in the back seat, which there is only one seat available in the back so that already show's her intelligence. and then show's her excitement because its Friday. then decides to give us all a calender reading lesson singing:
"Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin')
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after ... wards"
and then you would get so aggravated at this dumb ass music video that you would stop and just think "what the fuck"

Rebecca Black: it's friday, friday, friday...
you: just shut the fuck up

Rebecca Black by fuckyouandyourcouchtwat.tumblr March 30, 2011

The Black Parade 

My Chemical Romance's alter ego / Their new album. The first song off it is Welcome to the black parade.

This was in an interview sent to people who signed up to the black parade

The Black Parade by black_Llama August 27, 2006

Jacob Black 

A borderline-rapist from the book 'Twilight'. Has the ability to change into a 'pedo-wolf' at will (see 'fake-ass werewolf') and does not seem to own any shirts.

Jacob 'Pedo-wolf' Black falls in love with his bland ex-girlfriend's newborn hybrid demon spawn, Renesmee and plans to raise a litter of 'pedo-wolf-human-pires' with her in the near future.

person #1: "Look, that pedo is totally checking out that baby.

person #2: "You mean Jacob Black?"

person #1: "That's it! Damn, he's so creepy..."

Jacob Black by whattheheckisapseudonym? August 10, 2010

As Blood Runs Black

A fucking hardcore metalcore band, which cool kids listen to, and usually the people who listen to ABRB hate on shitty bands like the Jonas Buttsex Brothers,
ahha.

i agree with the other definition guy.
the other other definition is gay.

Me:
Yo, Dude I just came from listening to Before the Break of Dawn!

Friend:
Shit dude, what band?

Me:
As blood runs black nigguh!

Friend:
Oh hell yeah they kick ass!

As Blood Runs Black by PussyLoverrrr March 15, 2009

COD Black ops addict 

A person who plays call of duty black ops all the time, usually good at the game.. They swear/scream when they're losing and sometimes begin sweeting. If they get mad enough, they will feel like smashing there controller. They probably dream/daydream about COD. Besides this, they usually talk about black ops at school. They think about playing call of duty after school and sometimes get excited..

1: Hey, what are you doing after school?

2: Playing black ops!!!!!!!

1: Thats what you told me yesterday... You must be a COD Black ops addict!

COD Black ops addict by Pseudonuymm January 18, 2011

Rebecca Black 

Cancer.

I have Rebecca Black of the small intestine.

Rebecca Black by JimDave April 11, 2011

Sassy Fat Black Grandma

The nicest, warmest, gentlest race of person there is. They cook well, dance well, and always have a story to share. Sure their rack is down to their knees, but they will always be there for you.

"I watched big momma's house 2 yesterday"

"The one with the sassy fat black woman? Man, that's the best movie ever! She is one sassy fat black grandma!"

Sassy Fat Black Grandma by LaRhondrisha January 5, 2010