a penis is a phallus, a dick, a prick, a member, a tool, a cock, a wang, a knob, a chopper, a plonker, a dong, a winkle,
a joystick, a pecker, a John Thomas, a weenie, a whang, a tadger, a schlong, a pizzle, a willy or mabye even a tockley.
a joystick, a pecker, a John Thomas, a weenie, a whang, a tadger, a schlong, a pizzle, a willy or mabye even a tockley.
Person1: woah the authors penis must be huge!
Person2: Yes, i have heard his penis is bigger than an elefants.
Person1 thats one big penis.
Person2: Yes, i have heard his penis is bigger than an elefants.
Person1 thats one big penis.
by very big penisman March 15, 2023
Get the Penismug. by BAPELORDGOAT222222222222222222 June 21, 2022
Get the PENISmug. A woman (or if gay, man) who causes instant sexual arousal at first sight (alternative: penisfood, penis food)
by Mackem_Beefy June 17, 2018
Get the penis-foodmug. by PENISMENFART March 10, 2022
Get the penis contactmug. by Gorilla Tag September 5, 2022
Get the pushing penismug. This is the sign of two lovers, in a heartbroken relationship, one gets squashed by a shoe, and the other, doesn’t care about them.
by A word is spelt with “abc & d” February 20, 2022
Get the Penismug. 