New Year

The time of year you explode a fk ton of gundpowder in the air to celebrate 1 year closer to your death.

Oh and you make resolutions you never keep.

*On New Year* “I’m going to start working out!”

*1 week later* “I’m giving up”

by RubberPanda January 1, 2019

new jersey khaki

The color black.

Wife: "My nephews birthday party is tomorrow, what are you wearing?" Husband: *New Jersey khaki"

by Thunderboogie February 27, 2016

The New New York

An almost unrecognizable city, silent and still, filled with people yet seemingly abandoned.

From her balcony she looked down at the bizarrely empty streets of the New New York.

by Monkey's Dad March 28, 2020

New Level Dark

Adj.
A black person so dark that they are dark on a new level
noun
A new level dark person

Stevie Wonder is new level dark

by maxyyyyyylol May 23, 2019

New York blues

The overwhelming feeling of despair felt by someone who has escaped from New York upon returning. Usually felt within the first hours of arrival or with the sight of specific landmarks.

Felt most commonly by those from downstate NY with family or business ties that keep them coming back.

Coworker: I hear you moved to West Virginia, nothing but hicks out there right?

Me: No, it's actually quite advanced outside of the worst of the hollers.

Coworker: But do you ever miss home?
Me: Already do since I drove out 19 hours ago.
Coworker: Wow, you've got the New York Blues!

by Alchemicalnormiegram June 9, 2021

Farmer Brown New York

In New York State; Vestal, there is a story that has been going around since 1844. The tale is 'Farmer Brown'. Farmer brown woke up a night to his daughter being gone, she was murdered for a satanic ritual. He went on a murderous rampage, killing 13 children. Eventually the town found him in choconut creek, also known today as the witches forest of new york, he was killed.

Farmer Brown New York was a bad man.

by New York Stories May 27, 2024

Even More News

Eat shit and die, trash.

Hym "Wait, what? You mean there's even MORE news! That's crazy! It's funny because they say it's the first and only podcast but YOU KNOW it's NOT THAT! Right!? Get it!? Because they say it's the first and only podcast but like, that would be ridiculous! What an outrageous lie! Find the and murder their families!"

by Hym Iam June 20, 2024