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Shitty Butt-Cum

A substance produced during anal sex when a man sodomizes either a woman or another man and the ejaculate (or cum) of the male (that of the pitcher at any rate) is released into or around the anus (or, loosely, butt) of the other party. The resulting solution is mainly composed of seminal fluid (again, cum) with trace to mass amounts of errant fecal matter (or shit); hence the term "shitty butt-cum." Disambiguated from "santorum" in that it does not additionally require the presence of anal lubricants.
"Eww! You got shitty butt-cum all over Grandma!"
by six_plus_one July 24, 2008
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butt ugly martians

A show that'll make you barf. It's a horrible rip-off of Invader Zim.
Martian: hell00 I leik so c000l i sav teh Eartth
by RP Hater! September 6, 2004
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Colombian Butt Blast

Where a female/male inserts cocaine into ones asshole. Afterward, the other person positions his ass near the nose of the person, then farting, causing the person to snort the cocaine with misery.
Me and my gay buddy were bored, so therefore we did the Colombian Butt Blast.
by The Colombian Butt Blaster August 14, 2011
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Butt Fucking Residue

The juices, germs, and fecal mattter exchanged between two people along with human lubricants.
That butt fucking residue is why british people have bad teeth.
by Sebastian Fererra October 25, 2010
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Dr. Butt finger

A doctor who works in free clinic in Bend that does anal cyst exams and then forgets to take his glove off, which he then uses to write with a pen, turn on/off the light, etc.
"The clinic is full of butt germs because of Dr. Butt finger."
by Bob Vance Bob Vance October 9, 2008
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Chupacabra Butt Party

A Chupacabra Butt Party, also known as a Chocolate Eclair, is a sexual act in which a man has intercourse with a woman's anus, he takes a particle of feces known as a Dingleberry and plugs his penis hole with it. The final step is when the man asks the girl to "finish him off" with a blow job, at which point he ejaculates, blowing the Dingleberry into the girl's mouth, giving her a taste of doodie cake.
"Oh man I met this total freak at the bar the other night, I took that bitch home and had a Chupacabra Butt Party"

"Yeah dude I gave my girl the nasty Chocolate Eclair"
by Clizz January 22, 2007
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circumstantial butt sex

the suggestion that anal sex is only appropriate depending on conditions or circumstances
'It was Todd and it was Thursday, so, circumstantial butt sex seemed like the right way to go.'
by tjs248 October 22, 2009
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