Shoelace shit

Fecies in length so astronomically long that its approx. 36 inches long, that near of a shoelace.

Zak: I just had a shoelace shit today.
Rolf: you suck
Nate: ya you do . fuck

by Rolf M Nate G June 3, 2005

talkin' shit

to say something that may get you killed, ass kicked, or yo ass blowd off.

"check dem foo's, dey git up be fucked. Naw sayin'?"

"Dat bich be talkin' shit 'e git killd!"

by Fish__ January 4, 2007

square shit

A violent emotional reaction; a conniption; an over-the-top angry response to a situation. More seismic than simply "he shit his pants." A square shit is painful and difficult, due to the presence of pointed corners at the edges, so to "take a square shit" means one's reaction to a situation or its outcome must be equally painful and likely beyond hope.

"My dad took a square shit when he saw what I did to the front bumper of his car."

or

"I took such a square shit when I heard I was working for Matt New Year's Eve."

by Unkie Al December 29, 2005

Shit Lock

For people who talk shit on the Internet because their keyboards are stuck on shit.

You should really put the shit lock off on you keyboard because you are talking bull!

by Acousticsman July 11, 2009

basic shit

shit every one should know principles

Yo nigga i dont know how to count no yo thats basic shit i am sorry i was yovis this entire week fuck that this is basic shit

by jalkass November 5, 2013

shit bean

someone from oregon. totally replaceable with oregonian, oregoner, oregonite, oregano, and shitbean.

1-man, dude, ponch is such a fucking shitbean. look at the shit bean over there, being all shitbeany.
2-oregon is full of shitbeans.
3-'shitbean'. hahahahah.

by pe to the ter January 26, 2005

Scissor-shit

The scissor-shit is defined as the act of two individuals, both of which have the urge to release a bowel movement simultaneously use the same toilet by straddling one while he/she sits on the toilet and defecates between his legs. Thus providing a relieving defecation and a slight homosexual stimulus.

Matt and Timmy did the scissor-shit the other day and toilet water splashed on both of their balls!

by Matt Jindra May 5, 2008