Mom

Mom is like a person that is in your life and helps you live and be healthy.Mom helps you live and drink eat and stuff like homework!

Hey mom can you help me with homework?

by KaylieNguyn5 August 12, 2021

Your mom

A comeback

Jane: "You know who else suffers from dementia?"

Bob: "your mom XD"

Jane: "kys"

by Ollhahafunnynumber February 28, 2024

Orgy mom

(Noun): a person who arranges sex parties and throughout the event proceeds to act the mother, passing out lube, poppers, and ensuring towels are readily available.

"Mid-thrust, the sheets began to get wet. The designated orgy mom swept in, placing towels under the participants without anyone having to ask."

by mrsmithgoes September 23, 2017

Ur Mom

An Offensive way to call out someone's Mother.

(earthquake happens) ̑
Someone: OMG DID YOUR MOM WALK IN THE ROOM

by finecoolguy100 October 11, 2020

Mom

Something I’ve always longed for yet could never have because she isn’t a mom. She’s simply the one who put me on this planet and drives me to insanity, I’ve cried over and over because of her. But it’s my fault because I failed as a child. Thank you to all the nice moms out there who love their child/children no matter what, just remember it’s best not to drive them to a breaking point.</3

Anon:How’s your mom?
My mom?

Anon:Yea
I dont know… she doesn’t come around often..

by N0B0DY_S0M3B0DY May 14, 2023

ur mom

specifically used as a sly response to people asking questions u don't know the answer to.

idiot #1: hey Joe, what's the state capital of Nebraska?
smarter idiot #2: ehem... ur mom.

by muahahahahhahaaaa ur mum April 12, 2020

ur mom

the person who says that to you thinks that you are gay

ur mom gay

by oh ok weirdo October 30, 2018