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Brown-Nosed Marsupial

Describes someone who at first appears to be very original or independent, but when it comes down to it actually goes out of their way to kiss up to their boss or superiors.
You know when I first met you, I thought you were cool, but after seeing you sucking up to the boss, I now realize you're just another brown-nosed marsupial
by Spirit-Chickadee December 5, 2010
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Mr Brown

OH SO MICHAEL, YOU INSULING ME IN MY CLASS ROOM, AND YOU'RE SWEARING?

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
Mr Brown: ABDI, SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
by Big Man Abdi November 24, 2020
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Harsh Brown

An insult made up by a potential orphan with no purpose in life.
Shut up!”
Harsh Brown!”
by ZRXVC June 21, 2023
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Brown swabbing

The act of sneakingly inserting a cotton bud into your partners anus, then pulling it out and shoving it in their face.

This act was discovered deep within the caves of the Noble hill.
Brown Swabbing

"Check this out! I brown swabbed my missus last night"
by BrownKandy August 22, 2011
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Browns creak demolition

When a women with diarra hangs upside down and the diarea runs down her back forming a "brown creak." The man then puts a firecracker in his tip and lights it. He then sticks his penis in the woman's mouth and waits for the firecracker to explode.
They decided to preform the Browns creak demolition after their date.
by Dixe Normas May 12, 2025
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Looming brown

The urge/feeling KNOWING that you’re about to go #2 and are warned by the gas buildup pushing out as the last warning.
Tom Segura - “After a fudge baby birth my farts were relatively dormant and unless agitated by food, a looming brown was always good for several warning blasts until the log was dropped and subsequently cut by my urine.”
by Doctor For Dictionaries March 31, 2022
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Code Brown

An emergency maneuver that can be taken by an individual who is pulled over by law enforcement, while subsequently being in possession of a large amount of marijuana, or other illicit substance easily identifiable by scent. The individual starts by shoving a finger up a recently shidded anus, and then smears the finger along the leftmost drivers side air vent. They then point the air vent at the drivers side door and crank the heat. Any pungent odor will be covered up completely as the officer gets fumigated by the heated excrement.
I almost got arrested for having all that pot, but I "code brown'd" the cop.
by Captain Toot May 11, 2021
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