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juicy cum tornado

A juicy cum tornado is a girl who sucked your joy stick for 2 hours untill you came and now laying in your bed waiting for satisfaction while you sit next door playing operation desert storm on your xbox, leaving her ignored for the rest of the night.
Guy 1: dude, can i come over to your place to play operation desert storm coop?

Guy 2: sorry man.... i have a juicy cum tornado next door.

Juicy cum tornado: FUCK! I sucked your wiener for 2 hours! FUCK ME ALLREADY YOU DICK HEAD!!!

Guy 2: Hmmmmm.... where is this osama bin laden guy?......
by Kotschwan-Z July 20, 2021
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forever cum dumpster

A woman for whom you're going to marry who has an insatiable desire for you to bust your nut in at any possible moment you desire any way you please.
Dude...she's the one! My Forever Cum Dumpster
by Rockknob January 6, 2024
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Cum

Why just why will you search this up you sus
Your welcum
by No questions June 4, 2023
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Fuck ton of cum

The normal amount of cum created through sexual reproduction or masturbation.
Jimmy why is there a fuck ton of cum on your bed sheets?
by JohnCena.memez September 24, 2018
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cum gun

the penis is god's gift of a cosmetic cum gun
by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023
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Kingdom Cum

Home planet of Lezly from the Big Lez Show. Kingdom Cum was ruled by King Larrinox and his two sons Lezly and Norton. It is currently destroyed. The people of Kingdom Cum (minus the 6) were killed in a massive Choomah outbreak. The planet itself was destroyed by King Larrinox, for reasons currently unknown.

After its destruction only 6 people survived. Those 6 include Lez, Norton, King Larrinox, Clarence, Warning Guy and Sergio.
Bumble Brutus: Go back? Well didn't you know? Kingdom Cum has been destroyed. I'm actually amazed that six of you Kingdom Cummians actually survived.
by Taipan Pete June 28, 2022
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cum

SOME SLIMY ASS LIQUID THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR PUSSY/ASS/DICK WHEN YOU IS HORNY
"stop thrusting me i gonna cum"
by runipudooni January 15, 2023
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