albino baby with a sombrero

Starting its life in the Austin TX prison system an albino baby with a sombrero is the shape that was formed by years worth of inmates crystalized cum in one specific shower drain. Its alternative use out of the showers was to call another inmate a homosexual since the shape was made out of semen.

Inmate #1 "that man right there he's an albino baby with a sombrero".
Inmate #2 " how's that?"
Inmate #1 " because I saw him sucking off Rodrigo for no commissary".

by Fuck_you_christian September 6, 2020

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petty baby daddy

A dude who impregnated you who sits around bashing you all day for his faults. Fails to show or say what he has done to make you this way. Still holds onto grudges and finds the most ignorant amature ways to upset you. Every chance he gets he try to belittle you and slander your name. Hold onto feelings that need to be released.

Girl my petty baby daddy over here lying about what really happened trying to make himself look good.

by HonestyOnly February 14, 2018

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licked the baby clean

verb.
a male (preferably a stranger), has sex with a pregnant, typically 8-9 months woman.
while the cum is still inside the pussy and all over the baby, the woman gives birth to it and licks the baby with her tongue to clean off the cum covering the baby.

"I've heard that that woman who gave birth to Liam licked the baby clean."
"ewwww what the fuck."

I'm sorry to whoever read this.

by i'mprobablynsfw December 7, 2019

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AIDEN MY BABY

aiden is the type of guy you will randomly meet on a random app but fall in love with. aiden is so sweet, funny, kind, generous, caring, loving and an amazing boyfriend. aiden is the best person you will ever meet so never get rid of him + he’s got a big big big dick 🌷🤍

aiden my baby is coming over

by your girl z May 26, 2023

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