LUCKY SHIT

When you take a shit and wipe and get the pleasant surprise of finding no shit on the toilet paper. This is a lucky thing so don't take it likely you selfish bastard.

(Man 1) Hey man, it must be my lucky day, I just took a shit and wiped and my ass was clean! I just had a lucky shit...
(Man 2) You lucky bastard.

by John & Justin M. January 20, 2011

Eat shit

The act of eating shit, or telling someone to eat shit as an insult.

Tim: hey man what's up?
Don: not much what do you want?
Tim: nothing, nevermind. Eat shit.
Din: wow dude

by Jeffers668 February 5, 2010

shit face

when someone is being stubborn or is just being a plain asshole

the shit face wouldnt let me go home.

by your daddy :) October 10, 2007

Shit Talk

When two individuals conversate during the act of "taking a shit" in a public restroom.

Guy 1: Sorry dude I really have to take a crap.

Guy 2: Alright go for it.

(45 minutes later)

Guy 2: Hey man, what took you so long?

Guy 1: Oh sorry I was just having a really interesting Shit Talk with this guy in the bathroom about why glue doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle.

by Heugh G. Reckshun December 29, 2009

shit stain

Everyone's Boss.

I'm not coming back to work, you shit stain!

by Nunov Yurbiznix January 20, 2004

Two-Shits

One who has to top any story, one upper

"Man!, I just took a big shit! Oh yeah, well I just took two!" hence "Two-Shits"

by Johnny Danyoung March 16, 2008

Shit the Bed

Make a HUGE mistake that can cost you a game or anything of value.

Pete "The Cheat" Carroll really "Shit the Bed" on that last call. It was so bad it cost him the Super Bowl.

by Don Zee February 3, 2015