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Minecraft Kid

Kids who played Minecraft back when it was super popular, before Tommy "Intuit" Innit sent his British goons out to take over Mojang's HQ. Minecraft kids are usually slightly overweight, pale as hell, wear prescription glasses, and always have the name "Alex," which they practically invented. They are usually found in caves, in-game or real life, trying to find diamonds.
Alex: I love Minecwaft!
Alex: Me too! Let's go mine for some diamonds.
Alex: I nearwy got all of da diamond awmor.
Alex: Me four. I have spare diamonds so we can cwaft them into some diamond awmor.

Alex, 15 years later: I sure was one of them Minecraft kids.
Alex, 15 years later: Me too.
Alex, 15 years later: Me three.
Alex, 15 years later: Me four.
by Eggego September 9, 2024
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Fortnite kid

Mostly used to define a very young person's personality. A fortnite kid will always complain and cry after losing in any game. Even though their name is "fortnite kids", they don't have to play fortnite to be called that, as long as they have the personality of a fortnite kid.
They often refer to their opponent as "kid" or "trash", especially when they are about to lose the game.
Person 1: *loses against Person 2*

Person 1: "You are so ez. I would beat you in any other game, this one is for dumb people. Go cry, kid"

Person 2: "Damn you are such a toxic crybaby. Must be a fortnite kid"
by Fishy-sensei March 30, 2022
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Sour patch kids

When you cover your dick in vinegar, salt and squeezed lemon before a blow-job
"she said suprise her so I gave her a sour patch kids"
by lil G.S.C. November 23, 2019
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Gamer Kid

by Beckett the Emo kid May 26, 2022
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glebe park kids

A group of human beings averaging from age 14-21 who spend a majority of their time in the grassy much loved refuge of glebe park in canberras concrete center.

Most common time for the glebe park kids to inhabit this area, would be a friday night when social activites such as drinking, smoking and hating on the government and the world, take place. Its a place where people from thier schools or families who have been mistreated misrepresented and misheard or rejected flee to to find similar humans to talk with.
glebe park kids are much hated amongst the community for thier rebelious and illegal behaviour. A lot of time is spent causing anarchy in near by areas.
A glebe park kid is someone who hangs out there for more than an hour a time minimum 3 days a week.
(formely known as the goon bag kids from the 'silver pillow' in the city center)
kid 1:im going to glebe to hang out.

kid 2(glebe outsider):omg your such a glebe kid

police:we have reports of underage drinking again.

police2: lets go , was it those glebe park kids again?
by TME-xgpk June 6, 2011
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Ratchet Ass Jewish Kid

A Jewish kid that's ratchet as shit and doesn't give a fuck.
Man 1: Dude, did you see that Ratchet Ass Jewish Kid over there?

Man 2: Yeah he don't give no fucks.
by gmoney2904 December 8, 2017
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Shovel Kids

Retards, general handicap people who made it into everyday life, making it harder for you. Their parents should have got a shovel and buried them in the back yard
by going to hell May 2, 2005
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